Me: *bobs head in time with music*
Bro: You look like a bird. But twice as stupid. And probably high.
Me: Birbs are beautiful intelligent creatures!
Bro: ….
Me: What?
Bro: Nigga… Did you just say “birbs”?
Me: … Maybe.
Bro: That’s it. I quit. You were my last hope for sanity. I don’t want to be in this family any more. I’m going to call Scott Alexander and make him adopt me.
Me: … Scott’s ex-girlfriend is the one who started the birb thing.
Bro: OH MY GOD WHAT IS *WRONG* WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(the ex in question said in the replies to this post that they did *not* start it) #(but anyway)
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