Because keeping track of lots of requests in individual reblogs and replies and asks and fan mail is hard. Please just use this to let me know that you’re interested.
BTW: Because I’m a Real Scientist™, this is also a Totally Scientific survey:
Reblog if you want a summary of your own.
Like if you think summaries are Terrible and Degenerate.
#wait why can’t I think comedically awful summaries are Terrible and Degenerate *and* want one? #oh wait I can #(I don’t think I *will* though)