Alicorn: Did you know that if you laid all the arteries and all the veins in your body end to end you’d *die*?
Me: Did you know that if you weighed all the kidneys of all the people in San Jose you’d get arrested?
Alicorn: Did you know that if you married someone from the state of Ohio you’d be a bigamist?
Me: Did you know that if you laid all the voles in Kentucky end to end, they’d wander off long before you were finished?
Do you have ANY IDEA how many utils you two just created?
#The San Jose one is false #due to lack of people to do the arresting #and your own Untimely Demise if you’re not doing it remotely
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#overly literal interpretations
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