I flipped a coin. It landed on its edge. The narrator of my “4 cc of mouse blood” tag apparently prefers the pronoun “they.”
the actual best explanation for this is that they (the narrator) exist in an alternate reality and made an avocado smoothie that can bend probability in other dimensions in order to make sure you got their pronouns right
The best explanation is “I blatantly cheated using duct tape, a screwdriver, an iron, and a copy of The Mysteries of Sherlock Holmes,” but yours makes more sense.
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