i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -9000 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)
“Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it.”
As a further note, I’ve found that if you are one of those chumps like me who enjoy watching horror games late at night and then going straight to bed, fear and night terrors are much easier to avoid with the addition of one simple thing:
Mariachi. (Or polka. I hear polka works too.) It is the one genre of music that CAN NOT be made creepy. Nobody ever gets assaulted by monsters while mariachi is playing. It is a magic aural force-field against any and all monsters.
This is scientific fact. I have tested it myself.
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