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[When my husband started playing Star Trek Online, he mentioned you can go to Empok Nor. My first thought was to wonder if Keevan’s body is STILL running into the bulkhead.]

That never crossed my mind lol. Though I’m thinking maybe the Jem’hadar who had been flying around the station picked it up and disposed of it somehow…

isn’t covenant in s7 set on empok nor? it might not be but i’m like 90% sure it is, and, well, i like to imagine dukat sort of just standing there officiously trying to get his attention for a bit and then just getting a cultist to dispose of him when he realises what’s going on.

Covenant is definitely set on Empok Nor, and now I need crackfic of Dukat and the Bajoran cultists discovering Keevan.

(It would have been semi-hilarious if they could’ve been all “well, let’s just leave him there as a…talking point/tourist attraction/mascot and then Covenant featured a very tall extra in Vorta makeup walking into a bulkhead in a background shot at some point, but I have the feeling that the writers probably forgot about Keevan by that point.) 

…although, wait, wouldn’t Keevan’s body be rather corpsified and gross at that point? I guess that you could technobabble up whatever they did to remote-control him also ended up preserving him, but…now I’m imagining at least one of those Bajoran cultists going “…uh never mind, I’m outta here” after being greeted by the sight of a zombie Vorta walking into a bulkhead upon their arrival at Empok Nor, and Dukat desperately trying to spin it into some kind of good omen. Yeah, this is definitely the stuff that crackfic is made of.


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#Star Trek #DS9 #yessss

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck


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#honestly I kind of feel this way about English #to a somewhat lesser extent #that excuse for communication called speech #was already a tag

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #hijacked posts #arson murder and jaywalking

Someone meme this, this shit is fucking priceless

lennat:

IF WE’RE NOT ASHAMED OF OUR NEUROLOGICAL DIFFERENCES THEN WE DON’T’ REALLY HAVE THEM, GASP!

WE DON’T HAVE A RIGHT TO REACH OUT TO OTHER PEOPLE WITH THE SAME DISABILITIES THAT JUST MEANS WE WANT ATTENTION, OH NO!

WE’RE FAKE IF WE TALK ABOUT IT SO WE CAN’T MENTION IT EVER!

WE SHOULD ALL JUST HIDE AWAY AND WALLOW IN SHAME BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY WAY WE’RE ACTUALLY REAL

IF YOU DON’T THEN WE WILL GET TALKED DOWN TO YOU USING DEMEANING AND SEXIST LANGUAGE LIKE ‘DARLING’

I shudder to think what would happen if I dared express an opinion on the explicit denial of technologically-assisted facial recognition to the general public (read: us) due to privacy concerns.

(It was bad enough when I thought they were just dancing around the edge, but no, now they’re dancing away from the edge. And where Google goes, the world follows.)


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#prosopagnosia #tales from the prosopagnosia tag #(I’d make an analogy here about hearing aids and eavesdropping) #(but I can never tell which analogies about this sort of thing you’re allowed to make and which will get you yelled at) #(and anyway turns out the people who make those hearing aid commercials that *advertise* the potential for eavesdropping) #(are commonly considered terrible people) #(so that’d probably backfire) #proud citizen of The Future #but only by birth #not by residency #next year in Waterloo

Anonymous asked: Um. Clint makes Steve and Bucky read Harry Potter. The Avengers all have very, very strong opinions about which house they get sorted into. Bucky thinks he’s a Slytherin, but Steve says he’s a Hufflepuff through and through.

ifeelbetterer:

“This isn’t a legitimate classification system,” said Steve angrily, throwing the book onto the couch next to Clint. “This is bullshit. They’re children, for cripe’s sake.”

Clint’s eyebrows rose to comical levels.

“You can’t just isolate different children or—or— or try to predetermine their characters at age eleven,” Steve said, thoroughly angry. “And you certainly can’t condemn an entire fourth of your school’s population to a villainy house, what the hell is that?”

He started to pace.

“As if people never change! As if there’s no moral or ethical growth after age eleven!

Bucky reached over Clint and picked up the book. Clint gave him a look and he shrugged.

“Hell, if it makes Steve this angry, I gotta check it out,” he explained.

***

“This isn’t a basis for education!” Bucky shouted. “Where are the art classes, huh? Kids this age should have access to art classes.”

“Exactly!” shouted Steve. “Maybe a little less institutionalized racism and a little more arts education, am I right?”

Clint buried his head in his hands.


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#Harry Potter #Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #they’re not wrong