
jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:
I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful
please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read
NUMBER 8. Oh god.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #language #awesome

jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:
I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful
please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read
NUMBER 8. Oh god.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #language #awesome
Oh, in my blog title? It’s a play on “Linens and Things”. Brinen is not technically a word, so far as I know.
(Huh, Linens and Things is now an online-only store? Didn’t know that until just now, though I had vaguely heard they were going out of business.)
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#I once came across another Brin on Tumblr #and her username was ‘brinconvenient’ #so perhaps it comes with the territory
scattttterbrained:
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
So you know how every language has that word/phrase/sentence that native speakers can pronounce just fine, but foreigners can almost never pronounce it correctly? And the natives have a lot of fun telling the foreigners to try and say it and laughing at their attempts?
They’re called Shibboleths, and wikipedia has a whole article on them.
Even better, wikipedia has a whole article on examples of them.Some of them are ridiculous, I can’t stop reading this article.
Wow. Cheers for this.
“Art thou an Ephraimite?”
“Um, uh … No?”
“Prove it. Say ‘shibboleth.’”
“Sibboleth.”
“Aha! Die Ephraimite!”
“Oh sit.”
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#I can never decide whether it’s very fitting or very *un*-fitting that I can’t pronounce ‘shibboleth’ #if it were just ‘word that is extremely difficult to pronounce’ #it would be fitting to have the word for that be extremely difficult to pronounce #but it’s ‘word that native speakers can say easily and everyone *else* finds extremely difficult to pronounce’ #and I am a native English speaker #and I can’t say it #I swear I’m not an Ephraimite please don’t kill me #language #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #fun wif forn fronting
thepostmodernpottercompendium:
Obviously I am into this. Would make for excellent assassination plot, working around the bezoar problem. Ofc these are wizards we are talking about, so expandable blades could have been adapted to suit various different circumstances. This would be exactly the sort of thing a professional assassin in the wizarding world would use, possibly also Death Eaters.
Of course, now I want actual assassins in the wizarding world and also spies and espionage and all that sort of thing.
James Bond. I want wizarding James Bond.
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#Harry Potter #yessss
if you’re struggling with homework, just pretend it’s for starfleet.
biology? no no, xenobiology. for when you’re on the enterprise and you have to examine flora and fauna of newly discovered planets
math? more like super important warp calculations
physics? gotta be like chekov hell yeah
english? no it’s a report for starfleet command
learning a language? channel nyota uhura
gotta pop open a torpedo im really weapons expert carol marcus
My homework is about baking, though. Am I a replicator programmer?
Yes. You will soon have a very promising career collecting and inventing new recipes for the replicator, which will eventually lead to a prominent catering position for those special occasions when replicated food isn’t good enough. This will lead to you cater several starfleet diplomatic functions in the era of your choice. Probably the crew of your choice will be at one of them. The harder you study, the more you impress Julian or Data or whoever with the quality of your pastry.
Does that work?
… Why in the world does Starfleet need an essay over Life of Pi?
I CAN ANSWER THIS QUESTION. I CAN TOTALLY ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
Okay, so, there’s this new alien species right? And they are super confused about human literature. It does not make sense to them. They just don’t see why you have to write down things that aren’t real! And there’s all this hidden meaning and stuff?? What the heck, they say. So you are part of a task force organized to write huge numbers of essays over famous works of Earth literature which are geared specifically towards this alien species. This assignment will help you land a better post once you graduate the Academy, because you’ll already have experience in interxenocultural relations.
Make that alien understand Life of Pi, cadet. Only you can do it.
Why does Starfleet need me to pretend that the way economists fuck up at math is rigorous?
You have to try to understand Ferengi thought about economics. I know it’s hard, cadet! Federation-style socialism just makes so much more sense! But if we do not understand the Ferengi economists this diplomatic mission will fall through!
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#heavy restrictions on phaser ownership when not for Starfleet purposes: an essential part of any utopia #(I’m writing an essay on gun control) #Star Trek
“the treaty of paris ended the war”
uh
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#history #Treaties of Paris #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog