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apiphile:

greenycrimson:

tonguelikemurder:

i think my favourite thing about people who don’t like snickerdoodle cabbagepatch is that we can all almost instantly recognise if someone’s talking about him even with names like boilerdang crimpysnitch

This is my favourite game, especially with normal people who don’t know they’re playing yet.
“Have you heard about that new film Lobsterwang Tumblerhats is doing?”

hey, even people who do like clinkerpatch buggerdicks know who you mean

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#Benedict Cumberbatch #I cannot believe I actually understand this #(I thought calling him barely-recognisable manglings was mostly an affectionate thing?)