mickey-magical:
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#Emperor’s New Groove #only tape we watched so much it broke *and* then replaced with a DVD #I’m not the only one to read it in her voice right? #of course I’m not
mickey-magical:
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#Emperor’s New Groove #only tape we watched so much it broke *and* then replaced with a DVD #I’m not the only one to read it in her voice right? #of course I’m not

AFTER YOU BECOME A LEVEL EIGHT RAW VEGAN YOU CAN ASK THE ELDERS FOR ACCESS TO THE ORIGINAL WHOLE FOODS. ONCE INSIDE YOU CAN ALIGN THE RUNESTONES AND SCALLIONS TO SUMMON THE TRANSFORMING SPIRITS OF ANCIENT LOCAVORES.
IT’S ALL PRETTY ADVANCED STUFF. YOU ARE QUITE NEW TO OUR WAYS. FOR NOW YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST CONCENTRATE ON BUYING FAIR-TRADE AND REDUCING YOUR GLUTEN INTAKE.
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#the first thing I saw was the face and thought #Ooh barn owl! #then I saw the rest and just #OMG #OMG OMG WTF #fruit #art #impressive as fuck

If you thought driving on Earth is a chore, you haven’t tried off-roading on another planet. So far, robotic rovers have reached out to the moon and Mars, with astronauts actually driving a lunar car on the moon during NASA’s Apollo program. Those missions amount to what could be the first interplanetary road race.Visualizing the distance traveled by extraterrestrial vehicles, visibly inspired by Otto Neurath’s vintage ISOTYPE infographics.
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#space #22 miles sounds like a pathetic distance for 8+ years #until you remember it’s 22 miles *on Mars* #then it becomes awesome

WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT
IS THIS A LIBRARY IN A THEATRE
ALL OF MY DREAMS HAVE JUST COME TRUE
oh. oh my god.
this is genuinely the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
This is a book store called El Ateneo in Buenos Aires, Argentina! You can have coffee while sitting on the stage. One of my favorite places in my city.
I adore this place.
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#books #pretty things #places I should go

The Australian Outback immediately looks like nowhere else.
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#Outback #pretty things #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #Australia

ATTENTION folks, there is currently an astronaut posting to Tumblr from space. I repeat, there is a human being, that is currently in freakin’ SPACE, posting pictures (from said SPACE) to their Tumblr blog.
There are things, called words, that are failing me, about the other things, that I am feeling.
Expedition 35 Commander Chris Hadfield: You sir, are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.
(He’s also on Twitter)
Jesus christ this is incredible WHO IS HIS INTERNET PROVIDER.
internet provider? he’s in space. internet providers are an earth problem for earth dwellers.
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#Chris Hadfield has a Tumblr? #(I knew about the Twitter) #a Tumblr that I am not following #this must be fixed
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
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#I kind of like this commercial #but Mom loves it #she never gets tired of it #they’ve been showing it for years and she still laughs #(the following category tags were added retroactively:) #our home and cherished land #advertising