Has got to be my favourite part of this year’s Marva’s fools day
They were all kinda ‘yeah okay’ and THEN ‘welcome to chilis’ and ‘live laugh love’ I’m fucking screaming
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#Flight Rising #April Fools #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
I feel like while I’m here I should do things thst are illegal in the US and legal here but what even is there besides drinking in public which I’m already doing like. Daily.
buy a kinder egg
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#(context note: ”here” seems to be Germany) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
come on man they still try and get people to listen to Jesus and he’s been dead for fuck I made this post two days too early
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #death tw #Easter #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Item: Ring of Level Checking; the wearer may place their hand on any surface to determine what angle it sits at, or on a creature to determine what level it is.
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#jewellery #puns #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Places with signs that are frequently stolen (mile marker 69, Horneytown, etc) should just sell replicas at cost. They could even put them in vending machines. Obviously the thrill of theft is appealing to some people but that would probably decrease if you could just buy one right there and they were therefore easier to acquire. I support people Having them but I also feel for municipalities that have to keep replacing them. This is a win-win and probably costs less than security measures.
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#yes this #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
the “oh. oh.” moment in fan fic but instead of a character realizing they’re in love it’s them discovering they have a specific kink at the worst possible moment
#A Rental Car Takes a Left Down Rake Street and Disappears #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #sexuality and lack thereof #rape tw #murder cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school.
I said, “Yes, but I was part of the control group.”
teens, in unison: change your fucking url
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
where’s the screenshotsofdespair tumblr account when you need it
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#I know right #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 