man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
i wouldn’t fight godzilla if i was this dude’s size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn’t fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am
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#got a point there #juxtaposition #unreality cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun!
Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!
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#Star Trek #DS9 #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #not wrong #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#birds #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
i think the funniest possible star trek viewing order might be strictly chronological.
you’d have to start with that Voyager episode where they go to before the Big Bang, then work your way through every other time travel episode, the one with the whales, and First Contact before you even get close to anything approaching a normal viewing order.
at some point you’d have to watch “City on The Edge of Forever” followed by “Little Green Men” followed by “Far Beyond the Stars” which is about the most tonal whiplash you could possibly get from three consecutive episodes of star trek. I think I want to try this now.
I think this might actually kill you so if anyone does this, tell me if it gives you the adult equivalent of shaken baby syndrome.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Star Trek #overly literal interpretations #death tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
You put the blorbo in, you take the blorbo out, you put the blorbo in and shake him all about.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #fandom #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#got a point there #anyway the answer is mint #although ginger does sound interesting #food #surveys #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#*more* entities having a fun day at the water park! #birds #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
I have a very rough idea in my head that I don’t think I can clearly articulate beyond “And that concludes tonight’s reports on German air forc—WHAT’S THIS? IT’S KING ARTHUR WITH A STEEL CHAIR”
This isn’t exactly the same idea but it could be but there is more rattling around in here so:
The Blitz here manages to qualify as Britain’s Darkest Hour, thus triggering the return of Arthur from the Realm Avalon.
He does not speak a lick of modern English. He speaks an unholy mishmash of Brittonic and Late Classical Latin.
(Honestly I can see the latter becoming a plot point if they manage to get their hands on a Roman Catholic priest to act as a translator. It wouldn’t be a perfect arrangement, but probably better than anything else.)
Truthfully he probably gets mistaken for a madman.
Somehow manages to steal a Spitfire out from under the RAF’s nose, proceeds to use it to bring down like half an enemy squadron on his own, then lands in a field in the middle of nowhere.
Police and RAF converge on his location on account of the whole “stealing a plane” thing. They eventually overwhelm him with sheer numbers, but he manages to knock out an impressive number of them in the process. I mean, come on. It’s Arthur.
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Arthurian legend #story ideas I will never write #Nazi cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
i went to crunchyroll’s home page and the text was, for whatever reason, in Arabic
I was confused about this for a moment, until i noticed the url. because, you see, when I visited crunchyroll.com they detected my IP address and helpfully redirected me to crunchyroll.com/ar/
amazing. extremely helpful.
(i can bypass this to get a language i can read by manually switching to /es/, at least. would really just rather they let me get the english version but replacing it with /en/ just gets me a 404)
wild, it doesn’t do that for me
can’t believe crunchyroll is only xenophobic against me specifically
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(context: both of the people in this thread are Argentinian) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.
you….. you understand the implications of this, right?
the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years
And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.
Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.
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#Legend of Zelda #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 