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everlastingrandom:

got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off

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deaths-accountant:

raginrayguns:

i like that you girls like to see boys kissing cause im bisexual so i want to kiss boys and also want to be attractive to women, but i dont actually want to be in one of your sexual fantasies cause bad things happen to those guys, does that make sense?

zoe fantasies perfec t place for put boy in to! inside very Soft and Comfort boy kiss sweetly put boy in zoe fantasies. Put Boyy In Zoe fantasies. no problems ever in Zoee fantasies because good Safe and Supportive for boy sex. Azoe Fantasy yes a place for a boy put boy in zoe fantasy can trust zoe for giveing good love to boy. friend zoe

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#sexuality and lack thereof #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #inside *is* very Soft and Comfort‚ you have to admit #nsfw text? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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moviecode:

Didn’t know if this blog was still a thing, but here it is! 🥳

Can you see any of these code blocks clearly enough to see what they are?

https://imgur.com/a/AomnUjl

I captures these frames from this set of (amazing) opening titles for Big Brother UK, if you want to take a closer look: https://vimeo.com/292127899

John says: “This is pretty funny. The code is from the Linux kernel groups.c file which is used on the Hacker Typer website where you can pretend to be a cool programmer by typing ridiculously fast: https://hackertyper.com/”

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(also I went to that website and it’s even funnier) #(very hackinginprogress.gif) #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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baejax-the-great:

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn’t dream up if we tried

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#aliens #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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batshit-auspol:

Trying to find an old post we searched the word ‘blood’, which caused Tumblr to deploy a therapy bot that said it can’t provide qualified support and instead tried to put us in a groupchat with a bunch of other people who had searched for blood so we could work through our feelings

This really is the pdf of websites

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #(sort of) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #embarrassment squick? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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screamydreamy:

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this is so funny

 

kesslersymbolic:

“He gave me my mail and said ‘Are you expecting anything from Germany?’ and I said ‘I might be – we’ve got friends over there’,” said Mr Biggs.

“He said ‘Have a look at this letter’ – so I had a look and turned it over and our friends’ address was on the back of it and on the front it just said England.”

Mr Biggs said the card had been sent from a sorting office in Germany close to Gloucester’s twin town of Trier and had not been opened.

“I said ‘How on earth did you know it was for me?’ and he said ‘I didn’t, I’ve been wandering around with this’, said Mr Biggs.

“My wife and I are absolutely shocked but this puts posties at five or six stars and top of the tree for me this Christmas.”

The card, it is believed, may have originally been addressed correctly and so was sent to the right area of England – but with an address label that fell off at some point.

A Royal Mail spokesman said: “Royal Mail’s team of ‘address detectives’ are renowned for their ability to ensure poorly addressed items of mail reach their intended recipients however, even by their standards, this is pretty impressive.”

the royal mail detectives are a weird bunch, and like if it was addressed right it would get right but i love the idea they went “well it’s from Trier so send it to the twinned town first”

 

futureevilscientist:

Terry Pratchett would have loved this

( https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-35174646 )

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oc-factoids:

Tag the OC that’s from a different dimension than the one they’re currently in

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#look #in this life‚ two things are certain #and those are taxes and isekais #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #writing #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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sashayed:

accordionsrule:

sashayed:

the other day a doctor told me that “the best way to make [something i should do but never want to do] routine is to put it on your calendar!” and i found myself completely buh– hhuh?-– about how to respond. i was stupefied by the gulf between our worlds. i looked into her kind eyes and i thought “put it on my what?” shoot it into space? i did not know how to explain to this extremely functional woman that an obligation to myself, with no stronger enforcer than my own words on a calendar, is to me a tattered codex from a lost religion. like this text is maybe historically interesting but not useful as a structure around which to build a life. what am i now going to write that will (or indeed should!) have any authority over me later? WALK? i don’t know her life! and in what world would i respect directives left to me by a complete stranger(me from two days ago) whomst i have every reason to distrust (ate all the entemann’s and put our keys in the laundry)? put it on my calendar. ok, dr goodbrain. but in the moment i nodded like a grinning toy monkey and dutifully thumbed WALK! into my phone at 4 p.m. Repeat: Every Day like that would have any effect on my actual behavior. sometimes it takes an enormous amount of optimism to be a person and frankly i admire us all for trying to do it

I tried to do this once but I was stoned and put it on my band calendar instead of my personal one so for several months every tuesday my bandmate would, without any context, get a calendar notification that just said “RUN”

thank you

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#this is not something that I experience #but accordionsrule’s anecdote there is a hell of a thing #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #embarrassment squick #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once