me mi calonu lo zmaraigau cu galfi roda poi nenri lo gusni konju canlu ku’o lo papryla’a
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(the way jboski renders ”papryla’a” as ”page-ish-fasten thing(s)??”) #(me: *poring over the ancient runes*) #(ancient runes: đź“Ž) #language #apocalypse cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#oh my god #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #food #(…I feel like there must be some sort of The Luxurious and the Obscene joke one could make here) #overly literal interpretations #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a “limited edition pet rock”
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #adventures in human capitalism #venting cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#hey good news I messaged the person I thought of when I saw this post and they *are* still alive #disappointed permanent resident of The Future #(maybe) #death tw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
“but are you normal about-” NO i am not normal. but i am making every effort to be thoughtful and compassionate. i think maybe we should all be more thoughtful about valorizing normality.
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#every fucking time somebody on Tumblr tells me to ”be normal” about something #it is invariably a thing where there is absolutely no fucking way they actually want me to be normal about it #and in fact they would be horrified and furious if I were #*surely* we can have a better way to phrase ”treat a thing as being unremarkable” than this‚ fucking‚ borderline-autoantonym shit #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #venting cw? #discourse cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 