a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this
Surely it would be far better to build a protective structure around one or both sides of the portal than to close it! Getting from Chicago O’Hare Airport to Cairo International Airport takes almost 14 hours last time I looked, and there’s an hour layover in Istanbul. (This was the best flight I saw on Google. Many are far worse!) Think of the potential of giving the US Midwest a direct link to Northeast Africa. A flight from Cairo to Rome is 3 hours and 25 minutes! You’d rather give that up than throw together some quick concrete and corrugated steel structure that could stop a sandstorm?
(Maybe the sandstorm is too imminent to do this, but even in that case, if the portal can’t be reopened, I’m inclined to think that it would be better in the long run to just evacuate Chicagoans in the area of the portal, ride out the sandstorm, and then prepare better in the future and exploit the portal’s potential.)
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