one of the Respirator Posters, canada posting but not the part of canada that most canada posting is posted from. strong opinions on things which go in houses
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#testimonials #in the future I hope to develop even *more* opinions on things which go in houses #covid19 #proud citizen of The Future #our home and cherished land #domesticity
Name: Ilzolende “Ilzo” Kiefer
Tagged by: @sinesalvatorem, @arbitrarilychosen, @ozymandias271
Sign: I think the last time I had to make up a name for myself in ASL it was the computer symbol, but with my first initial instead of the letter “c”. So, for your purposes, IIRC, my right hand forming the letter “I” and bouncing along my left arm. Alternately, the image in my sidebar.
Height: 4’11”, 5’ if I puff up my hair and wear bulky shoes and smile at the measurer.
Average hours of sleep: No comment.
Lucky number: Sm0lzolende liked reciting powers of two.
Last thing Googled: “metal laf”
Number of blankets I sleep with: 1 blanket and 1 duvet.
Favourite fictional character: The Bell template from @luminousalicorn
Favourite book: Off Armageddon Reef?
What are you wearing right now: Jeans, button-down blouse (I think I wore this one to Solstice), bathrobe.
When did I start this blog: 2015-01
Amount of followers: 302
What do I post mostly: School stuff, morally iffy speciesism, website aesthetics, generic somewhat angry transhumanism.
Do I run any more blogs? [soon-to-be-deleted failed sideblog], ilzolende.neocities.org (which has much of the content of the failed sideblog), my Diaspora*.
Most active follower: @sinesalvatorem talks to me the most, @brin-bellway likes lots of my stuff.
What made me get a Tumblr: Wanting to interact with cool rationalists.
Why did I get this URL: Picking a name from my list of Rinkworks-generated PC names for tabletop gaming that had no other associations in Google.
Tagging: @theicalife, @blastfarmer, @thetransintransgenic, @jaiwithani, anyone else tagged in this post, anyone else interested.
You’re at least the fourth person to say that about me. Apparently I must be rather more free with likes for people I follow than most people are.
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#reply via reblog
brin-bellway is a mean vacuum who murders CUTE SOUND BABIES OF CUTENESS because she’s EVIL! She’s almost as murderous as luminousalicorn. She also comes from a country which murdered a CUTE DEMON CORE in order to create a star. Basically, she’s a CUTE THING MURDERER! She’s probably a sofa that eats precious cinnamon rolls, too.
She is also known to hug and feed chocolate bars to cute chicks in tiny hats. This makes the chicks get fat. Like, really fat. brin-bellway is singlehandedly responsible for whale evolution. You didn’t know whales came from fat birbs, did you? Well Science, bitch!
Brin has been known to gossip about people from the distant past. She also stalks and takes pictures of poor, defenseless pollen grains. The pollen grains can’t escape – even across borders. Despite storing dozens of lethal weapons in improbable places, the TSA still thinks that she’s ‘mostly harmless’. That’s right – they call this cuteness-killing stalker harmless. This is the level of incompetence we have come to.
She is a certified Klingon counselor and dude-with-hair in the Silmarillion. She has battled many foes across many fandoms, spreading awful, awful humour in her wake. She’s totally the type of person who would think calling random things degenerate was funny. That’s degenerate.
Calling Random Shit Degenerate: Not Even Once.
Her degeneracy is so extreme that she’s worse than a floral print sofa. She’s a *fainting couch*. A fainting couch for wealthy robot ladies who think too much. She’s the type of couch who wants unambiguous minions of the chaotic efficient variety. They help her beat up the Mean Meanies that scare her Precious Robots.
But that isn’t degenerate enough *either!* We can go *deeper!* Brin is a hypno-fetishist asexual! Yes, asexual fetishist. Life is weird, OK? She wants to have non-sex sex with a pocket watch, or something. I don’t really know. I would educate myself about this, but ozymandias271 has permanently ruined education. Therefore, I will confidently say blatantly ignorant things, like a True Freedom Lover.
Trump 2016.
Follow her blog if you want to faint into a patch cute forget-me-nots, as they get murdered by a vacuum sofa.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #humour *and* stuff about me! today is a good day #(well okay technically it’s after midnight) #(I need to go to bed) #(also non-sex sex is the *best* kind of sex) #(accept no substitutes)
Brinens and Things 