pancakeke:

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever’s going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven


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#well #uh #the good news is that the mice ate all the popcorn that had fallen back there #there are no more crumbs! #the bad news is there may or may not be mouse poop back there now #(it looks like we’ve managed to kill all the mice‚ at least) #((the sentinel piece of popcorn I deliberately left on the floor a couple of days ago has not vanished)) #(*knocks on wood*) #domesticity #relatable #unsanitary cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once


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petitetimidgay:

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”


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#relatable #sexuality and lack thereof #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

detectivehole:

guy with telepathy but he can’t use it because every time he tunes into someone else’s mind their unique perception of all of reality is so fundamentally different than his own and so incomprehensible that he just immediately passes out like a lovecraftian horror protagonist


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#relatable #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

gummybugg:

Do yall ever just draw/write/do something and go “I did that? Me?? This lil guy??? I had the power in me this entire time, but nobody told me????”


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#me looking at the nearly-three-thousand-words of fiction I have written over the past 48 hours #writing #relatable #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once #(but I moved it up to the top of the queue‚ so that ”last 48 hours” will only be slightly off by the time this is visible)


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floofshy:

A guy who makes a big deal about “blood purity” which is why he supports kidney health and dialyses machines.


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#relatable #overly literal interpretations #(or maybe just-literal-enough interpretations) #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #racism cw? #illness tw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

greelin:

they can’t even stop you from thinking about your OC’s on the clock. they can’t take this away from you


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#relatable #in which Brin has a job #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

autisticmabel:

the autism mood of never knowing when its “your turn” in a convo so you say the first word of your sentence about 5 times before you actually get to speak


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#one of the most relatable posts to ever be written #autism #that excuse for communication called speech #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

nonebinary-leftbeef:

DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one


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#the real version of ”Jackpot” by Jocelyn Alice is infinitely less badass than #what I’d been assuming from the apparent line ”I’ll make the Devil cry” #music #relatable #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once

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jedusaur:

thememedaddy:

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one time a casual hockey fan tried to convey this experience to me from the other side as: “it’s like… okay, imagine that you like donuts, and you meet a guy who also likes donuts, and you’re like, hey, cool, we both like donuts! but this guy… he built his house out of donuts

so now when I trip into a new fandom I’m like “oh shit I’m building this house out of donuts”

[Image ID: Tweet from @/ warnerbff on 22.03.23 reading: talking to someone with the same interests as you and realizing they’re a casual enjoyer while you’re deranged /End ID]


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#relatable #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once