And on the topic of Cary Elwes… (Iocane Powder in The Princess Bride)

greenekangaroo:

endreal:

endreal:

Remember that scene in The Princess Bride where Westley challenges Vizzini to a battle of the wits—you know, the one with the iocane powder?

The last few times I watched the movie, something about that scene didn’t set quite right with me, and I’ve been developing a theory about what’s really going on.

Westley was involved in a battle of wits against Vizzini, a battle which, necessarily, involves a certain amount of deception. I think that Westley was deceiving Vizzini about his use of the iocane powder.

Westley describes iocane powder to Vizzini as being “odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.” 

When presenting the poison to Vizzini, Westley also gives him the explicit instructions “Inhale this, but do not touch.”

While I believe Westley may truthfully have spent several years building up a resistance to the effects of iocane powder, I propose that rather than poisoning both goblets as he claimed to have done, Westley didn’t pour the iocane powder into either cup of wine!

Especially since the iocane was in powder form, I suspect that rather than being an ingested poison, it was an inhalation poison!

Vizzini wasn’t poisoned when Westley poured (or didn’t pour) iocane powder into the wine goblets, but when Westley told him to waft the vial of iocane powder. Since iocane powder is odorless, Vizzini wouldn’t have noticed that trace amounts of one of  the “more deadly poisons known to man” had been introduced into his system…trace amounts that were still enough to kill a man within minutes.

And since iocane powder came from Australia, and it’s well documented that Australia is home to some of the most venomous species of plants and animals on earth, there’s no reason not to believe that such a small quantity iocane powder could have killed a man of Vizzini’s stature.

Westley had already won the battle of wits before it had begun, and was simply stalling for time until the poison took it’s effect.

All quotes from the script accessed from this site: [X]

This is, in all likelihood, the most important post I’ve ever made on this blue-bordered website.

holy shit. 


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#interesting #Princess Bride #meta #poison cw #death tw?

wumblr:

wumblr:

the rodents of unusual size in princess bride should have just been like. a capybara. i’m not suggesting wesley should have fought a capybara, i’m saying they should have been terrified of the prospect of encountering one and then they see it off in the distance in the dark and they’re like “OH NO” and it’s just sitting there like (^-__-^) and buttercup is like “it’s cute. maybe it’s harmless?” and wesley is like “NO. the myths” and ominous music plays under a slow zoom on the capybara’s face while they carefully edge their way around it and it’s just sitting there like (^-__-^) the whole time. then they breathe a sigh of relief and immediately fall into quicksand. thank you. other than reintroducing the chapter on hats, this is the only change i would make and comprises the entirety of my princess bride script doctor

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this – and this is crucial – is still immediately preceded by the line “i don’t think they exist”


Tags:

#capybaras #Princess Bride #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #fanfic

buckykingofmemes:

buckykingofmemes:

tony is officially too sleep-deprived to function. the arm he just built me has seven fingers.

we’re bonding. but maybe tony shouldn’t watch movies while design-binging. or at least not Princess Bride.

(Tony’s shirt reads “You killed my father, prepare to die,” and Bucky’s says “Only Mostly Dead.”)

WOOOO GIFT FIC GIFT FIC GIFT FIC!!!

Check out this awesomness! 

Design Error (on AO3) by @the_genderman!

 It’s got aliens, it’s got caffeine, and best of all, it’s got seven fingers!

(It’s also gen-ship, gen-rated, and just over a thousand words, and I love it.)


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#Marvel #fanfic #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #Princess Bride #fanart