authumor:

I was originally going to reblog this without commentary, but then I was looking on Wiktionary and it points out that “biscuits” derives from the French for twice-baked bread. I think that makes bread the monoscuit.

(time to call rolls “monoscuits” and confuse everybody)

P.S. Nobody seems to know why Triscuits are called that, as far as I can tell.


Tags:

#food #overly literal interpretations #possibly just-literal-enough interpretations #reply via reblog


{{next post in sequence}}

bellisadinosaur:

bellisadinosaur:

Tobuscus – Literal Mass Effect 3 Trailer

Excuse me dying


Tags:

#Mass Effect #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #(it would probably have been funnier if it was less overstimulating) #(music + subtitles + video is a lot to take in) #(still pretty good though) #hey is this the guy who did the Dramatic Song? #*checks* #yeah looks like it #death tw

thiscontinuity:

positive-memes:

And it can only go up from here💕

tired: complaining about the dependent variable being on the x axis

wired: acknowledging that conventions are arbitrary and you can put whichever variable on whichever axis you feel like today because axis abolitionism you teapots

inspired: watch a sad movie to travel backwards in time


Tags:

#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

{{OP by spoopiedoopie}}

 

mr-universe99:

Gumbo

 

aliens-on-neptune:

Hot

 

fuckrumblr:

Yeehaw

 

kawaii-shitface:

Dunkins

 

bbysnks:

gators

 

shinyrods:

gambling

 

nbgirlsidon:

animals

 

coolpepcat:

cheese

 

lillylouwho:

hell

 

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

tobacco

 

copperplanets:

in n out

 

must-be-mythtaken:

salmon

 

galactic-cactus123:

Tea

 

darth-baeder:

Alligator

 

jurassic-queen:

corn

 

ya-boi-boi:

Dracula

 

gotabonetapick:

Actors

 

squigglydigglydoo:

Mosquitoes

 

ectoimp:

Hot

 

obiternihili:

raisins

 

ranma-official:

Death

 

groangoddess:

colorado

 

plain-dealing-villain:

Wicked

 

conductivemithril:

sterile

Maple


Tags:

#meme #long post #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”colorado”) #overly literal interpretations #but I’m going with the spirit of the rules for my own addition #(I would have gone back and reblogged from groangoddess) #(for better punchline-ness) #(but deactivated apparently)