My talents include being able to hear a Fleetwood Mac song playing lightly in the background of a loud, crowded store or supermarket.
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#music #yes #I once did this with a Fleetwood Mac song that I had never previously heard #also with two Phil Collins songs that I had never previously heard #more recently I was in the grocery store and heard the sound of an alto holding ‘ohhhhhh’ #the longer it went on the more convinced I became that it was ‘No Light No Light’ #until by the twelve-second mark or so (when it ended) I was completely unsurprised to find out that in fact it *was*
btw i just looked at the playlist they linked and i am so fucking mad
The resurgence of rick rolling has brought about a new form of rick rolling. A rick rolling where you trick someone into thinking you’re going to classic rick roll them, only to link them to a photograph of the video, or an ashley tisdale cover, or this playlist.
Like living creatures, memes must evolve to survive….
Florence + The Machine – How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful
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#Doctor Who #Florence and the Machine #music #I’m not sure how I feel about the fact #that the first announcement of a new F+tM album that reaches me #is in the form of a piece of Doctor Who fanart #it’s not *bad* it’s just kind of strange #(apparently they’ve put two of the songs up on their VEVO channel?) #(I’m going to go check it out)
#music #Runescape #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(for those of you who are confused) #(200m is the maximum amount of experience you can get in a skill)
(tagged by cakehorse, who I think has tagged me on this meme before, but being tagged on a meme is always nice)
You can tell a lot about a person from the music they listen to. Put your music device on shuffle and post the first ten songs that play without skipping, tag ten five people you adore afterwards
1. Jonathan Coulton, “Ikea”
2. Blackthorn, “Granuaile”
3. Billy Joel, “Big Man on Mulberry Street”
4. …“Ikea” again, or if that doesn’t count: Genesis, “The Carpet Crawlers”
#oh look an original post #The Great Night Vale Fandom Assimilation of 2013 #(I learned I liked ‘Offering’ from hearing it on the weather) #why do these memes always stress no skipping? #I mean yes there is a certain value in seeing what comes up at random #but it would also be interesting to see what comes up if the person is selecting for songs they think exemplify their musical taste #music #meme
when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old
Given how many times I had to play this song in my college instrumental ensemble class, this had breathed new life into this for me. And imagining the look on my professor’s face if she ever saw this given her Beatles obsession is kind of making me giggle.
Yeah, I was never really very clear on what the face-in-the-jar-by-the-door was supposed to mean as a kid, but the idea of a priest conducting services for no one at all didn’t really jibe. And then somewhere along the way I read enough Tom Clancy or watched enough James Bond to realize that, y’know, some people just don’t officially exist… they might not be down on paper but spies have spiritual needs too. Or at least the need to talk to someone who understands, even if they don’t necessarily believe. Armies and prisons and hospitals have chaplains; why shouldn’t the spooks? Eleanor Rigby was a spy with a talent for disguise; Father Mackenzie was the only priest the intelligence agencies trusted.
If Father Mackenzie takes individual confessions I suspect he goes through an awful lot of brandy, because I can’t imagine having someone like 007 show up with something bad enough to actually weigh on his conscience can be an easy thing to hear about. And the seal of the confessional wouldn’t just be a religious/moral thing under those circumstances, but one that also came with the knowledge that if he did let anything out, there was a bullet with his name on it.
(I’m also reasonably sure that the funeral he conducts towards the end of the song is actually pretty jam-packed. It’s just that Mackenzie is the only attendee who officially existed; the others all came because nobody outside the agency even knew the assignment number, let alone the name, of the poor sod in the box. But the spies take care of their own.)
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#oh look an update #hadn’t seen the spy one before
Because I feel like it, and because the occasional precedents I’ve seen elsewhere seemed to work out well, I am going to answer all of the questions in this ask meme.
How badly will I twist the questions? How many of the questions even make sense? Join us below the cut to find out!
A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
Wouldn’t the whole point of killing someone be to cause the repercussions? Or do you mean only the repercussions specifically focused on me?
Even using the generous interpretation, nobody really springs to mind.
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
If I’ve said something controversial lately, fearful. If not, slightly excited, but mostly thinking it’s probably a spambot.
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
See question Z. (No.)
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
My first impulse is to do it, then spend the rest of my life recording the information not currently known to Terrans, in descending order of projected usefulness.
Possibly I have been spending too much time around utilitarians. Possibly I have been spending just enough time around utilitarians.
(I’m not sure whether I actually would go with the first impulse, though.)
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
Due to being relatively prone to digestive issues, I have spent more time wishing I didn’t need to eat than I have wishing I didn’t need to sleep. There are also potential complications of being rendered incapable of sleep.
On the other hand, 8 – 9 hours (depending on whether you count dreaming) more consciousness out of every 24 is quite a lot of effective lifespan extension, and it never actually says I would be incapable of sleep at all, let alone incapable of dozing. Given the information provided, I would rather go without sleep.
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
I would need more information on the potential forms available, in order to determine which one would have the best balance of maximum health (both quality and quantity of life) and minimum dysphoria.
Given that I’m currently 21 years old, with basically no dysphoria and no chronic health problems save for severe nearsightedness, it’s very likely that the best body is in fact the one I currently have.
That’s all assuming that the legal issues of getting a new body are magically dealt with, of course. Otherwise it’s even more likely to be best sticking with my current body.
(This question is supposed to be about beauty, isn’t it? I already look plain in a vaguely pleasant manner, what more could I want?)
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
Rumour has it that freezing hurts less, and also has a better chance of being revivable.
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
The most effective way of doing that is to kill everyone (solving the first three) and mind-control their immortal souls (solving the last; I assume that since Hell is involved, there are immortal souls in this scenario). That’s not worth going to Hell for.
(Was anyone else surprised that humanity did not go extinct (save for the two people in the eye of the reality storm, of course) during the world-peace part of The Lathe of Heaven?)
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
Presumably something someone else had, though if so I have remained blissfully unaware of it.
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
See question E above re: complications. It would only take a bit of definition-twisting for this to result in me dying horribly of magically enforced sleep deprivation, leaving an eternally youthful corpse.
(Also, to confirm, “eternally youthful” is still fully grown, right? I don’t want to end up in a baby’s body forever, especially if my mind is adversely affected by having to fit into a baby’s head.)
One needs to define “sex” very precisely for a question like this to be answerable. Like, never mind my fetishes: what if I accidentally do something to fulfil someone else’s? There are all sorts of potential issues here.
If we go with a strict definition, something like “genital intercourse between two or more people, with full knowledge and consent of all parties, for the purpose of inducing sexual pleasure in at least one party”: yes, in a heartbeat. Sounds like a sweet deal. Wasn’t even planning to do that anyway.
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
Nah, videos don’t do it for me.
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
Neither. I dislike both of them. *dodges thrown tomatoes*
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
To what extent is that even a meaningful question?
N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
Measured in terms of “how long did it take me to calm down afterward”, probably the one with the serial killer.
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
Okay, that’s definitely not a meaningful question.
P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
I don’t consider it inherently good or bad, but rather judge on a case-by-case basis.
(Also, I am informed by Shakespeare nerds that this tendency towards sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs is not a new phenomenon.)
Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
This is a very similar question to D, but replacing “think of what I could teach!” with “think of what I could give to charity!”. The same answer applies.
R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may force me to incriminate myself.
(Besides, then they wouldn’t be secret anymore, would they?)
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
If I can turn it on and off at will, me. Mostly to keep it from falling into the wrong hands. (I can’t entirely guarantee that I’m not the wrong hands, but giving telepathy to everyone would definitely cause it to fall into some wrong hands.)
T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
I seem to recall that English is currently the most widely spoken language, which means that choosing English would minimise the extent and number of horrific mind-alterations performed on people. I’d really rather not have to do it at all, though.
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
There is no situation in which having sex with your mother is appropriate. I’ve never met any of my other teachers in person, though come to think of it, I don’t actually have to have seen them in order to say I wouldn’t have sex with them. It’s a safe assumption in general.
V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
Impossible, unless you kill everyone (again). Unlike maggots, religions can reproduce via spontaneous generation.
W. The men’s rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
Last I heard, there were multiple causes calling themselves “men’s rights”, of varying levels of legitimacy.
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
I would need more information to make that decision. Getting rid of smell will normally impair taste: am I magically protected from this? Will my senses be strengthened to the point of painful overstimulation?
(I probably wouldn’t do it, especially since I’m having a hard time seeing how the answer to my second question could be “no”.)
Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don’t lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
Well, aren’t you pushy.
Current evidence suggests that I cannot fall in love with people I think are ugly. I also cannot fall in love with people I think are pretty.
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
The only reason I don’t “belie[ve] in a higher power” is because I haven’t encountered any evidence for it. Unlike most people who say that, I am willing to accept subjective spiritual experiences as evidence. I haven’t had any such experiences, and may not be capable of them.
(So, yes.)
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Well, I think we’ve all learned something here, and it’s that I have spent too much time reading genie stories.
(Or possibly just enough time reading genie stories.)
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#Brin talks about herself for no particular reason #(I don’t think I’ve ever done a readmore before) #(I hope it works) #anyone else want to join me in answering all the questions? #so I don’t feel as alone in this? #and also so I can see what your answers are? #meme #oh look an original post
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