justice-turtle:

Air & Angels: Handbag/purse/backpack/WHATHAVEYOU meme

airandangels:

if you habitually carry around a handbag, purse, backpack or other bag with your DAY TO DAY LIFE STUFF in it, kindly itemise its contents here, as shall I

it will all be very revelatory

you do not have to count, like, old receipts and tissues but now would be a good time to get them out of your…

I’m going to count both my pocket-stuff and my backpack-stuff, but omit day-specific schoolbooks…

  • Cell phone
  • Keys (about a dozen, all of which I use)
  • Half a dozen pens of my favorite ergonomic style
  • Swiss Army knife
  • Leather wallet with money, IDs, various plastic cards and gift certificates, and a USB thumb drive (for printing documents at school)

That’s all in my pockets. Backpack:

  • Graphing calculator
  • Checkbook
  • Colored pencils
  • “Clicker”, which is a polltaking device for school and looks rather like a remote control
  • Wee portable pencil-sharpener, the kind that is just a plastic frame with a blade in
  • iPod charger
  • Receipts for all the textbooks I’ve rented this semester
  • Day planner
  • Hardcover address book with my To Read list in (this is a new experiment, suggested by Bookblather from LJ; my reading lists are always going missing)
  • Small spiral-bound memo book with my shopping list in
  • Thermos bottle full of peanut M&Ms for snacking on
  • Water bottle
  • Three or four unused pads in their wrappers
  • and a bottle of OTC painkillers. ;P

Ooh, neat idea. Maybe by reading others’ posts I’ll find new Useful Things to add to my collection.

My own Useful Things collection, kept in a utility belt belly bag utility belt, in order of what I pulled out:

Main compartment:

  • Some clean napkins
  • A notebook, which is nearly full and I should replace it
  • A big scrunchie (for ponytails, as opposed to small scrunchies that go at the bottom of braids)
  • A paperback copy of Eric, by Terry Pratchett (emergency use only; I don’t have an e-reader)
  • A pen
  • An electronic dictionary, which also plays Hangman, is a calculator, and can tell you what day of the week a given day was/will be
  • Wallet
  • The one cell phone owned by my family, which is usually kept in Mom’s backpack
  • A bottle of pumpkin-scented hand sanitiser from Bath and Body Works, which I haven’t yet used and forgot I had
  • A tiny flashlight only good for reading by
  • An Occupy Toronto flyer from November (I didn’t go)
  • A plastic bag I got from the bulk section, which might come in handy
  • A spare battery for the flashlight
  • A comfortingly smooth honey-coloured rock
  • A twisty tie

Front compartment:

  • A miniature blue Sharpie
  • A pair of clip-on sunglasses
  • A one-metre tape measure
  • Two packets of cranberry-almond biscotti
  • A magnifying glass
  • Six peppermints
  • A tiny sowing kit consisting of a needle, six different colours of thread wrapped around some cardboard, a safety pin, and a button
  • A penknife with scissors and tweezers
  • A rubbery toy lizard
  • A non-rubbery toy turtle
  • A length of stretchy string (originally intended to be a bracelet) about…um…*uses tape measure* 16 in/40 cm long
  • …you know what, I’m just going to throw away this five-year-old Tootsie Roll
  • A couple inches of braided rope with one of those keychain loops at each end
  • A paperclip
  • Instructions on how to tie various knots
  • A slice of blue agate, also comfortingly smooth and pretty
  • A piece of amethyst that used to be a keychain before it broke (rocks are good, okay?)

Back compartment:

  • One tampon
  • Two menstrual pads
  • Two panty liners
  • Ziploc bags: one snack, one quart
  • A Ziploc bag containing some wipes of the type used on babies’ butts, dried out but could probably be brought back to life with a bit of water
  • A tightly-folded emergency poncho, never used
  • A foil blanket, also never used
  • A small geode (yay rocks!)
  • …so that’s where my Star of David necklace went! (Like I’ll actually be able to dig it out in time if I happen to encounter a Jewish vampire. Also good (well, bad) for werewolves.)

Attached to the belt:

  • Bike key
  • House key
  • P.O. box key
  • Keychain shaped like a Samoa (I’m not very fond of them, but it was the only kind of cookie keychain they had left in stock)
  • A pouch containing a penknife with fork, spoon, and corkscrew
  • A bottle of hand sanitiser that I do use
  • (not actually attached at the moment, but I always put it on before leaving the house) A pouch containing a Sansa (MP3 player), set of headphones, and docking cable (The Sansa also acts as a thumb drive to backup my diary.)
  • A first aid bag

Inside the first aid bag:

  • A tube of Polysporin
  • Band-aid: one medium-large, three medium, two large/knee
  • Five packets of alcohol wipes
  • A Ziploc bag containing a disposable CPR mask
  • Instructions on what to do in case of heat exhaustion, blisters, insect stings, and sprains
  • Moleskin bandage
  • Three pseudoephedrine tablets
  • Two Dramamine tablets
  • One Imodium tablet
  • Another safety pin
  • Two emergency quarters, though I can’t actually rely on pay phones existing
  • A whistle-compass-mirror combo (it was the only spot I had space)
  • A chocolate bar (ditto, though I could argue it’s medicinal)
  • A tube of anti-itch ointment (the kind with Benadryl)
  • A roll of gauze bandage
  • An Ace bandage
  • A small tube of sunscreen
  • A lighter
  • A container of floss, possibly to be used for string-related purposes
  • Two pairs of gloves
  • A small bottle of bug repellent
  • A tiny hairbrush I forgot I had (again, too bulky to fit anywhere else)

Can you tell how proud I am of my collection? And that I’ve obtained a reputation for always having the right tool for the situation?


Tags:

#utility belt   #meme   #Useful Things


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I found a really really great sexuality test. Post your results. For shits and giggles.

ceilingtheo:

:(((( I reached the question where you had to choose between relationships that are “Intellectual. I’m much more interested in the mind.” or “Affectionate. I’m SUCH a cuddleslut!” and then I just stared blankly at the screen for a couple of minutes, BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO HAVE ABSTRACT DEBATES WHILE SNUGGLING. I like sex, but I would gladly give it up forever if I could have all of the intellectual discussion and cuddles.

(Results, for the record: You scored 76 Heterosexuality, 36 Homosexuality, and 29 Asexuality!)

bohemu:

You scored 51 Heterosexuality, 28 Homosexuality, and 75 Asexuality!

lulz, IF THERE WAS ANY DOUBT

youwereamazingtoday:

You scored 22 Heterosexuality, 83 Homosexuality, and 27 Asexuality!

FINALLY, CONFIRMATION!

citri:

You scored 80 Heterosexuality, 23 Homosexuality, and 0 Asexuality!

lol oop

7266:

You scored 69 Heterosexuality, 13 Homosexuality, and 61 Asexuality!

rofllll i blame it on the disgust that i had at the questions about cuddling

time to become an insufferable tumbly ace

airandangels:

I know, the words ‘cuddle’ and ‘snuggle’ just gross me out. Even if I do actually want to, like, lie around with arms round each other all cosy and quiet and affectionate, I’m not fucking calling that ‘cuddling’ or ‘snuggling.’

Edited to add my result:

You scored 76 Heterosexuality, 36 Homosexuality, and 35 Asexuality!

You are either straight or bisexual (with an interest in the opposite gender) with a moderate to high sex drive.The higher your score in heterosexuality, the more you are attracted to the opposite gender.

A higher asexuality score means that you place a bigger emphasis on the emotional aspects of a relationship and less on the physical.

justice-turtle:

13 Heterosexuality, 60 Homosexuality, and 71 Asexuality.

A bit skewed by various factors, I think, but better than a lot of online sexuality quizzes…

18 Heterosexuality, 21 Homosexuality, and 73 Asexuality.

Two problems come to mind:

1: What do “sexual fantasy” and “sexual activity” mean? Things that personally give me warm fuzzy feelings twinges of pain that I think were meant to be warm fuzzy feelings but the wires got crossed, or things that would normally be called sexual? Because there’s no overlap between those two categories at all.

2: Answering “No” to the question of “Would you ever willingly have sex with someone of the opposite gender?” requires you to claim you’re either gay or straight. There’s no plain “No”. It didn’t actually object when I skipped that question, though, despite not explicitly saying it wouldn’t (unlike the ideal relationship questions).


Tags:

#sexuality and lack thereof

wakames:

wowfunniestposts:

I AM THE TMNT! WHOOOO

I’m a purple panda.

I’m the Green Lantern.

I’m… a creative writer.

I’m Curious George.

I am Tinkerbell now ^.^

ratherpuffacular:

I AM A DALEK.

SWEET.

EXTERMINATE ALL…CENTIPEDES. /ihatecentipedes

walkthebattlefieldwithsherlock:

Team Baker Street

fuck yeah

allonsyamy:

ERIN WE ARE WEARING THE SAME SHIRT.

FUCK YEAH :D

stormageddon-darklordofall:

WEEPING ANGELS VS. THE SILENCE
What does it mean tho? Am I some sort of Weeping Angel-Silent hybrid?

georgeguven:

I AM FUCKING CAPTAIN AMERICA. FUCK YES.

aint-no-muggle:

I’VE GOT THE POWER TO KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON, WHILE WEARING A BLOODY CROWN. I PWN ALL.

space-leviathan:

DEATH NOTEEEEE NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

skittlemoose:

Err guys, I win…I AM A DJ-ING MEERKAT.

jakesgingerbeard:

I’m wearing my GK shirt, so I have the ability of a flying pig. wo0o0o0o

soundcheckyrself:

Gotham City Roller Girls.

Either I’m Batman or I have roller derby powers.

Just so long as I’m not a rinkrat, I’m good.

man-over-matter:

I have the power of a custom V-twin motorcycle engine with a ridiculous amount of torque.

Sweeeeeeet.

i-sauntered-vaguely-downwards:

Dude… I have my Alphonse Elric, blood seal, FMA shirt on… does this mean I get awesome alchemy powers? Becuase that would be cool.

I think I’d also have to be a soul attached to a suit of armor but…

Hey wait if that happened what’d happen to Milo and Poysin and Jet and the others… would they all need separate blood seals for their own souls? Can you do that? Can you bind more than one soul to a single object (prisoner… shit I can;t remember their number but they were two brothers, on in the helmet of a suit of armor, one in the torso so I guess we could do that…) I’m thinking too much about this.

All I’ve got is a plain light blue turtleneck.

…wait. Does that make me a hydromancer? Please tell me it makes me a hydromancer.