stability:

 

jimthecitizen:

that’s quitter’s talk

 

bikwin5:

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

 

thephilosophyofnope:

use whirlwind sprint

 

touchyourblood:

climb on the desk and double jump from there

 

azaleecalypso:

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

 

realgirlsgaming:

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

 

sarakitten:

Fuckin triangle jump

 

acearoruby:

Wallrun and jump to it

 

knightsintodreams:

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

 

kalasraven:

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

 

professor-bats:

you’re just not thinking with portals.

 

delcat177:

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

 

strawberryr:

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

 

termanal-velocity:

jump and then hit control

 

salty-mcfly:

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

 

therealfeedback:

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

 

guitaurenhero:

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

 

comparativelysuperlative:

Borrow a ladder.

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