One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas
[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]
I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.
HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!
THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!
The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?
Where the wild things are: the destroyed isle of Numenor????????
I was going to point out Numenor but I just realized Westeros is Aslan’s Country and I cannot stop laughing
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#maps #juxtaposition #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what
I have about a hundred ace/aro flag condoms left over from Pride and now I need to figure out what to do with them.
Market them as water balloons
That was the joke, but I still have about a hundred of them left.
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#asexuality #aromanticism #juxtaposition #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #nsfw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what
my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
my life is a joke
i would unironically love to have that bin
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#this reminds me of that doctor’s office poorly renovated into a house #it’s an interestingly disorienting place to visit but I would *not* want to live there #love the decor fandom #food #juxtaposition #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge
i wouldn’t fight godzilla if i was this dude’s size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn’t fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am
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#got a point there #juxtaposition #unreality cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#birds #juxtaposition #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!
I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #juxtaposition #(…when was OP) #(…2020-01-10) #(*hell* of a timing‚ I do feel bad for them) #((second post is 2020-04-23; Poi’s comment is 2023-01-22)) #TBH I’m surprised this thread didn’t contain a *third* regretful post about people going to the mall and spreading Omicron everywhere #(personally I went to the mall last year in a respirator and had a lovely time) #((though I did *not* have dinner at Chili’s: I bought a smoothie and drank it outdoors)) #((lifting up the bottom of my elastomeric and sticking a straw through the gap)) #covid19 #illness tw #embarrassment squick #food
Brinens and Things 