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lenyberry:

sinistropteryx:

So everyone knows that the whole “winged human” depiction of angels is more of a renaissance art thing, and angels are actually supposed to look like weird otherworldly monsters with many eyes and six wings and things like that.

Except that doesn’t sound otherworldly at all. That sounds like the most common group of animals in the world.

Many eyes? Insects can have thousands.

Six wings? While most winged insects have only 2-4, there’s a few species that can have 6.

Conclusion: angels are talking bugs. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

GIANT talking bugs. That explains the whole “be not afraid” thing…

Bee not afraid.

#source image is: #The Angel Appearing before the Shepherds #Thomas Buchanan Read

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#it got better #angels #bugs #puns

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memeufacturing:

dobdob:

commandertano:

  1. Disney didn’t kill the EU.
  2. The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.
  3. Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

disney fucking caused brexit

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#Brexit #Star Wars #I see this post has improved since the last time I saw it

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unicornmagic:

 

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

 

deja-q:

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

 

kakashi-big-lips:

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

 

piertotum-locomottor:

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

 

abookwormcalledellie:

the hook is worthy

 

callmeshiny:

the hook is worthy

 

stephendann:

Peter Pan would disagree.

 

serinalion:

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

 

robotunicorncastiel:

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 

ecumenicalseeker:

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

 

blueflame91:

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

 

esculentesset:

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

 

zohbugg:

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#Avengers #copying some of JT’s tags because they apply just as well to me: #IT GOT BETTER #the last time i saw it we were only up to #the hook is worthy

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shlevy:

shlevy:

brin-bellway:

allons-brie:

AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job

So, one of those mass-mind-control plots by well-intentioned extremists.

#Watch where you’re pointing those universals; you’ll shoot someone’s I out. (tag via comparativelysuperlative)

Reblogging for that superlative tagging.

Wow I’m sure this is not a coincidence but I was not consciously aware of using the term “superlative” when reblogging from comparativelysuperlative

YESSSSS, my plot to control everyone’s subconscious is finally coming to fruition! Once this post achieves a mere forty-seven thousand notes, everyone will be well-rested and love their job! Muahahahaha!

 
 
 
 
 

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #it got better #(it’s up to 47.5k notes) #(and I am not well-rested) #(your mind control is not powerful enough to overcome the effects of having to share a sofa bed with my brother)