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alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold

 

o-bellaciao:

Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?

 

alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?

 

nanner:

Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.

http://io9.com/americans-why-do-you-keep-refrigerating-your-eggs-1465309529

 

colorschanging:

Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?

 

ladyoflate:

wait what people in other countries dont refrigerate eggs???

 

wewishyouamurphychristmas:

wait a second eggs in other countries aren’t refrigerated?????????

 

agathaheterodyne:

Waht.

 

slepaulica:

yeah, we don’t refrigerate them here. they keep like a month or two, even in summer, just crack it into a cup in case it’s accidentally taken you too long to use those eggs, give it a whiff, if it smells okay you’re good to go even if it’s really old.  don’t use the float test — that turns up a lot of false positives and sometimes you end up throwing away perfectly good eggs, which is not cheap. just turn your eggs upside down every now and then to help keep them fresh and yeah.

also chicken eggs do not look anything like those things you see on american tv shows. they have brown shells and the yolks are orange.

 

triplash:

Americans refrigerate their eggs.. 

America..

 

slepaulica:

if you read the link though, there’s actually a reason for why they have to do it, a reason that doesn’t apply anywhere else in the world.

 

slepaulica:

we should organise a charity drive to mail european eggs to americans. we can send them uht milk too, i read on the internet that they only have the kind of milk that has to be refrigerated

 

brin-bellway:

Canadians refrigerate eggs too. And re: colour, every Canadian grocery store I have ever been in carried multiple brands of eggs, some of which were white and some which were brown. (We usually buy the brown: the last time I bought white it was because we realised at the last moment we were out of eggs and Mom sent me to the white-egg-only convenience store to get a dozen to tide us over.)

Who told you Americans don’t have UHT milk? I don’t know about big ones, but there are definitely single-serving ones that I think are intended for kids’ lunches. I used to go through multiple single-serving boxes* of Parmelat chocolate milk a day when I was a kid.

(Come to think of it, did they say “no room-temperature milk” or “no UHT milk”? Because while I’ve drunk well over a thousand cartons* of milk (all bought in America) that appear to fit with the definition of “UHT milk” I just looked up, I had never heard the term before.)

*The Canadian term for this is the genericised trademark “tetra pak”, but since I’m talking about my experiences as an American in America I figured I ought to use the terminology I would’ve used at the time, despite its relative lack of precision.

P.S. Maybe I should look into the possibility of larger tetras of milk, considering I just had refrigerated milk go lumpy nine days before its sell-by date (beating the previous record of six days). Bagged milk sounds like a neat idea, but it’s terrible for preservation, and the manufacturers won’t even admit it.

 

slepaulica:

i don’t remember where i saw it. but it was an article on the internet and someone was saying that for a limited time they had uht milk available in the cardboard box things but it didnt catch on with americans because it was too weird that it could be stored unrefrigerated or something and they didnt sell well so it was taken off the market and it was a shame because they were really useful for people like university students who didnt have a fridge.

actually, i remember reading that they do have uht milk in the us, but they don’t sell it in the cardboard boxes but they sell it in the transparent gallon containers, and part of what gives the milk the shelf life of like a year and the need to not be refrigerated is keeping it from exposure to light, and so even though the milk is treated with an ultra high temperature to pasteurise it, it doesn’t have the 9 months-1 year shelf life because of exposure to light, so they have to keep it refrigerated anyway.

it is possible that the author of the article lived in a specific region of the us and was overgeneralising to the availability in the rest of their country.

do any other americans want to weigh in? can you go to the supermarket and buy a cardboard box of milk that is not in the refrigerated section of the store and it does not need to be refrigerated until opened? maybe i am wrong?

 

winterwhitewitch:

No we cannot, at least not where I live. (near San Francisco, CA) I didn’t even know what uht milk was until I googled it. All the milk I have ever encountered needs to be refrigerated, and I am actually shocked this isn’t a rule. 
Our milk choices range from non fat, low fat, regular, half and half (ughhhh), and there’s the vegan milk stuff. My dad drinks almond milk, which is an abomination. 
And I thought bagged milk was weird…

 

slepaulica:

Thank you for weighing in! UHT milk doesn’t have any preservatives in it. The shelf life is due to the combination of: sterile packaging, opaque packaging, and the high temperature at which it is pasteurised. once you open your box of milk, you have to drink it within a few days, and it does have to be refrigerated once opened because the packaging is no longer sealed and germs can get in, but the packages are 1 litre or a half litre, which isn’t all that much milk, so even without refrigeration, you can plan around using the entire thing before it goes bad.

a friend of mine without refrigeration would just reboil it every time she wanted to drink some, but in the summer months i just try to use it all up as soon as i open it, and in winter months it’s easier because i can just leave it outside and use it slowly over the course of a few days.

but the advantages are: not needing to refrigerate the trucks it is shipped in, not needing to refrigerate it at the store, and you can use it as an emergency food. you can stock up on it effectively without worrying about it going bad (within reason, 6-9 month shelf life) because it only starts going bad once opened.


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What I’m getting from this is everyone who lives even remotely close to the northern boarder desperately wants to be Canadian.

outofcontextdnd:

If you can’t buy bagged milk in your state don’t even come into my ask box


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@injygo

replied to your post

“(This post is inspired by @industrialbruise‘s post here on pollution…”

I don’t get this

In fact, when I’ve touched something like poison ivy where I literally can’t touch my face until I’ve washed my hands, it’s really hard to remember not to touch anything

*nod*

I don’t get the tingling in all cases. I think the main factor is whether the contamination is…I’m not sure what the right phrasing would be…exceptional? Like, if I’m in a grocery store, there’s a single flag in my brain for “have I touched *anything* public yet†”, and once I’ve done so touching additional stuff doesn’t affect me unless I have some reason to believe it’s *unusually* dirty. The tingling is usually if I’ve touched a *single* contaminated thing, especially if I wasn’t expecting in advance that I would be doing that. Poison ivy would *probably* qualify, but I don’t think I’ve ever actually encountered any myself.

Even when I don’t *feel* it like that, I’m usually pretty good at keeping track of “is this clean”. Not always: during Dad’s recent cold, at one point it didn’t occur to me until far too late that I was using the same leash to take the dog for a morning walk that he’d used to take the dog for an evening walk, and was turning on the light switch that he had turned off. I seem to slip up a lot less than most people, though (and in any case I got away with those particular incidents).

While I do consciously place a higher value than most people on keeping track of this stuff, it’s also just higher-salience to me. I once spotted the expiration date on a juice box at a *glance*, when Mom had deliberately searched for a date and couldn’t find it. To her it blended in with the cryptic production code right next to it, but to me it stood out. Almost like an Ishihara test.

(…now I’m thinking about Amentans testing a person’s pollution sensitivity with things like “how long does it take them to spot the red in a Where’s Waldo picture”.)

†This flag is checked when processing questions like “my nose is itchy; should I use a fingernail to scratch it, or rub my nose against the sleeve on my upper arm instead?” or “they gave me an Oreo as a free sample; should I pick it up with my bare hand, or use the paper cup it came in like a mitten?”


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#injygo #Amenta #is the blue I see the same as the blue you see #in which Brin has a food poisoning phobia #(and related issues) #replies #food mention #illness tw #@roleplayers: feel free to use me as inspiration when describing what getting polluted feels like #(especially if the character believes in a theory of pollution such that) #(”this specific patch of my skin is polluted but I can still keep it contained” is a coherent statement) #((does point-of-contact allow for that with *people* or just objects?)) #((there’s probably a schism over that somewhere))


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openamenta:

checked the label on my breakfast four times today before I could bring myself to eat it

reciting each bit carefully in my head, reassuring myself

I knew, I knew there was no Voan stuff in it

but there’s always that little voice going “are you sure


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#Amenta RP #Amenta #this contribution is mine #normally roleplaying’s not really my thing except as a lurker #but tbh this barely qualifies as roleplaying I basically wrote it straight from RL experience #in which Brin has a food poisoning phobia #(it isn’t always this bad but sometimes it is)

justice-turtle:

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sadpearonmars:

Found this in the pet food aisle at HEB today. I did not buy it. I texted one of my best friends, who immediately speculated it was only a matter of time until a person decided to eat this. 

How long until we see salmon ketchup and turkey mustard on some menu at a nice restaurant here in Austin? 

THIS IS GOING TO CAUSE A CONDIMENT ACCIDENT.

Hey @copperbadge I either found you a new mustard or there’s someone in the Foodie!verse having apoplexy.

I can’t comment other than to say that Bucky and I had the same reaction, to wit: “I’d eat Turkey Mustard.”

:D 

I mean, not THAT turkey mustard, but a mustard made with turkey stock as part of its blending liquid, sure. In fact I should try that out when I get home, I bet it adds a nice umami kick to the mustard. 

I’m not a big fan of fish flavor (I don’t eat cooked fish except for smoked, the cooking intensifies the flavor too much for me) but Steve would be willing to give salmon ketchup a fair shake, and Sam would probably be willing to test it as a tater tot sauce. 

@tkingfisher @ksonney FOR SCIENCE? :D


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(JT trying to convince Kevin and Ursula to eat it) #(oh god it has been way too long since I listened to #Kevin and Ursula Eat Cheap #I have been so busy) #also #in which Brin has a food poisoning phobia #because that *is* disturbingly likely to cause a condiment accident and I may have shuddered a little #but still funny #just in a slightly horrifying way

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12. What was your last dream about?

I vaguely recall something this morning about a road trip and puzzles, but I’m not sure. The one before that (the previous day) was a nightmare about long-past-their-sell-by-date granola bars that I did not notice were ancient until after I had eaten one.

16. Favorite movie?

I don’t think I have one? I’m not big on video in general*: it’s overstimulating, there’s too much to pay attention to and it doesn’t patiently wait for you while you process what’s already happened. The bigger a chunk the video comes in, the worse it is.

The weekend The Force Awakens came out, I watched the original-ish** Star Wars movie for the first time, for cultural literacy reasons. I talked Mom–who was watching with me–into breaking it up into two one-hour chunks on separate days. She’s always a little upset when this sort of thing comes up, because ”You used to love movies!” and I’m not as good at them as I used to be. I’m not sure why: maybe I’ve been spoiled by the text-focused Internet.

*Yes, I know this is ironic given that we met by watching Star Trek together.

**I borrowed a VHS from a friend, and it said it was a 20th anniversary edition with updated special effects and some integrated deleted scenes. It’ll have to do.


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israel, campus politics, and other issues I have no business having opinions about

sinesalvatorem:

theunitofcaring:

There’s the saying you shouldn’t talk about politics or religion at family gatherings, but apparently no one in my family has ever heard of it because whenever we all get in one room we start talking about Israel.

We don’t even disagree but there’s still usually a lot of shouting.

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As someone whose favourite pastime is explaining to the world why their (third world, majority-black, ex-colony) country sucks, this is annoying. Why yes, my Canadian classmates, you can admit that the fact that my country has fucking sodomy laws is a bad thing!

*nod*

Not being from a third-world majority-black country myself, I tend to get it from the other direction (one not within the OP’s scope, but it does seem like the other side of the same coin): more-or-less-harmless customs that would be considered totally valid if they were in some other culture, but because they’re ours they’re suddenly worthy of complaint.

(This especially comes up at this time of year. “It’s perfectly fucking valid to have a culture where eating food somebody else prepared is a big expression of trust in that person, not done for just anyone! Stop whining about not being allowed to give kids you barely know homemade treats for Halloween!”)


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#reply via reblog #last week I went for a walk and changed the path I was planning to take #because my culture has a superstition about walking past cars stopped by the side of the road #with engines running and people inside #I’m willing to believe it is no better than other superstitions #but it is also not *worse* #I’ll also tag this #in which Brin has a food poisoning phobia #as I suspect I wouldn’t defend that particular custom *as* strongly if it didn’t align with my natural paranoia #still a legitimate custom though

colchrishadfield:

Day-Month-Year makes the most sense to me, smallest to largest. How about you?


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#our home and cherished land #fucking Canada man #just pick one #I don’t care which just fucking pick one #in which Brin has a food poisoning phobia #and thus has Feelings about expiration date ambiguity

…dammit, I knew I shouldn’t have kept listening to that science podcast once I realised it was about antibiotic-resistant infections in chickens transmitting to humans through meat.

Especially when I am having chicken products for dinner. (It’s eggs, not meat, but still.)

I…will probably be able to eat it anyway? Probably without significant nocebo effect? I definitely don’t feel nearly as bad as I did after that one Night Vale horoscope, so I’m hopeful.


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#oh look an original post #in which Brin has a food poisoning phobia #why do I do these things to myself #(well there is the fact that I live in a subculture that considers learning about the horrible things of the world to be a moral imperative) #(except they generally draw the line at things that will aggravate phobias) #(so really the question of why remains) #Brin talks about herself for no particular reason

completed-nihilism-blog:


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#Y2K #I very vaguely remember Y2K #(I was six) #but the main thing I think when I see this picture is #’there is *absolutely no* ambiguity in that date’ #’I wish *I* had dates with absolutely no ambiguity’ #’I can hardly wait for 2032′ #(‘is it bad that consistent date-writing is one of the things I miss most about America?’) #look dates are very important to me okay #tangents #in which Brin has a food poisoning phobia