…the year Tumblr bands together to steal the president’s shoelaces?
Come on, guys, we can finally actually do this
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes
…the year Tumblr bands together to steal the president’s shoelaces?
Come on, guys, we can finally actually do this
Tags:
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes
the saturn system is pretty great
by contrast, jupiter sucks
@eka-mark said: tell us more! what’s so cool about Saturn?
:^)
Saturn has atmospheric helium-3, a relatively light gravity well for a gas giant, and an excellent system of moons. And pretty rings, just as a bonus.
Jupiter has none of these things, except for helium-3, and it’s horrifically radioactive.
Europa is the much-vaunted reason to go to Jupiter, but it’s really overrated, especially as a colonization candidate. If you could dig all the way through its ten miles of ice to get to the ocean, you could set up an underwater base hanging from the ice plate that is the surface, which would be cool as shit, and ten miles of ice would be a radiation shield impervious to anything short of the sun going supernova.
Which is good, because standing on the surface of Europa is approximately the radiation equivalent of standing in the immediate vicinity of the Fukushima reactor during its meltdown incident. Do not go to Io.
Europa’s hardly the only moon with a subsurface water ocean anyway. Callisto, which is a further (and therefore less radioactive) moon of Jupiter, might have one. Ganymede too. It kind of seems to be a theme with jovian moons, really.
It’s not just the Jovian moons, though. Guess who else has a moon with a probable subsurface ocean? Saturn. Enceladus has cryovolcanoes and an icy surface and recent data suggests there’s an ocean that spans the whole thing under there.
Like Jupiter, most of Saturn’s moons are tiny rocks that are only called “moons” rather than “asteroids” because they’re orbiting saturn instead of the sun. That’s a good thing- it’s also the case with mars’s moons. All of the handy things about asteroids apply to those too. Having lots of moons is good in general, really, because it means you have lots of objects very “nearby” to one another in space, so each one is easy to reach from the others.
But the real reason to go to saturn is, of course, Titan.
Titan is probably the most habitable place in the solar system, aside from Earth. It has an atmosphere made of 99% nitrogen! 1.5 atm of pressure would take a some getting used to for an earthling, but you can live in 1.5 atmospheres. It’s cold, cold enough for liquid methane, so you have to wear a really warm coat, but barring significant advancements in spacesuit technology, that’s a lot less encumbering than a full pressure EVA suit. The thick atmosphere and shielding thanks to saturn’s magnetosphere mean low surface radiation. As a bonus, the low gravity and high pressure mean you can fly just by strapping wings to your arms.
From a terraforming perspective, it’s way easier than mars. You’d just have to warm it up (which the convenient sort of terraforming problem, the sort that can be solved by using lots of nuclear fire) and add oxygen in order to get an earth-like atmosphere. The surface is covered in ice, so you’d even have water oceans! It’s like friggin’ Earth Lite.
They make coats that warm?
> As a bonus, the low gravity and high pressure mean you can fly just by strapping wings to your arms.
Hey spouse look
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#space #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(”hey spouse look”) #(everyone knows Alicorn’s fetish) #but in all seriousness this is a neat post
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#high context jokes #the only reason I’m reblogging this is to celebrate that I finally managed to get emojis working on my laptop #I can actually see what this is now! #it’s not just a bunch of boxes with hex digits inside!
Who isn’t an undercover cop
But if they’re undercover…
how could you tell?
Exactly
Don’t date anyone, they might be an undercover cop
Date 12 people, waste police department resources
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog

technically the only appropriate reaction
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#cordyceps tcftog #oh my *god* #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #amnesia cw
mmmdirt:
dont talk to me or my 47 million girlfriends ever again
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #(the part that isn’t high-context is not the part I laughed at)
So I was at a friend’s housewarming do and I was chatting to her boyfriend who I don’t know majorly well but love to chat to because he is
a) a Genius
b) someone who geeks out about the same random shit I geek out about, like history and linguistics
and he was talking about Carribean varieties of English for some reason that I don’t recall and I was like ‘so I talk to this person from the Carribean on the internet and she showed me this dancehall music and it has some bizzare features’ and he was like ‘SCORN DEM’ and I was like holy fuck
so it turned out that he doesn’t actually follow @sinesalvatorem but does follow like someone who follows someone who follows her or something, so he had read the whole thing and even recognised my tumblr name when I said it and like
two worlds colliding in this really weird way
#amazing
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes
This needs more context
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#and now it has even less context #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog