this is all I could think of with that frigging batman conspiracy post memes ruin lives bruce.
WE JUST TOOK THIS MEME TO THE NEXT LEVEL HOLY GOD I’M DYING LOL.
In retrospect this continuation seems obvious.
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#Batman #comics #fanart #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #(sort of) #(I mean the context *is* given at the end but I expect it’s funnier if you already know the context)
You can tell the people who hacked twitter were normies because they didn’t use Obama’s account to post about the chaos emeralds.
Or worse, posting about how someone stole his shoelaces and he can’t find them
Fuck that would have been the best
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #(I’ll admit I don’t get the chaos-emerald one but I do get the shoelace one) #Twitter
The second person I’m going to summon is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Really rub the salt in the wound there
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #high context jokes #(maybe; not sure how widely known the context is) #death tw #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what
Dear @staff , if the mobile app doesn’t stop showing me these scam weight-loss ads using images which are clearly cropped feeding fetish porn then I will surreptitiously coat all of your ties which you use as belts with the neurotoxic hairs of the Australian moonlighter plant.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #high context jokes #(though even I don’t have all of the context here and it’s still funny) #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #poison cw?
I had the weirdest dream last night where it was about a next big meme trend, and it was basically another this vs that meme but it was “Lock screen vs Home screen” whereas the lock screen was depicted as something formal and relatively uninteresting like a businessman sitting at a desk while the home screen was always something chaotic and insane like gorillas fighting alligators and it. People would take sides online on which person they were more like, home screen or lock screen and it made absolutely no sense and I
Reality: The lock screen is full of high-contrast detail (currently a picture of me and the gf), the home screen is the lowest-contrast default background (currently a space pic) I can find so I can read app names.
I did not know until just now that it was possible to have the lock screen and home screen be different images, and I intend to change nothing about my phone now that I know.
(rolling waves on a body of water too large to see the edges, just as it has been for nearly five years [link])
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #high context jokes #effective altruism #dreams #reply via reblog #Brin owns *two* 2010’s computers now #the more you know
Recently I saw my friend’s dog scratching his ear a suspicious amount, and the first thought that came to mind was “~follow for more flea-avoidant speciesism~”
Brinens and Things 