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comparativelysuperlative:

brin-bellway:

sdhs-rationalist:

rusalkii:

ambivalencerelations:

rusalkii:

Does anyone know of any reason why someone shouldn’t eat exclusively bananas, apple sauce, those round red cheese ball things, and sugar cubes for lunch for three weeks? Uh, asking for a friend.

I would like to meet this… friend.

*waves* Apparently I was too subtle. Look, I didn’t choose the Anxiety Diet, it’s just that going out to buy food at work is stressful, and packing anything but snacks at my aunt and uncle’s is also stressful, and work has bananas and sugar cubes. Hence, my question.

c.f. why my intake of snacks has drastically increased

What’s wrong with fruit and cheese? Totally legit lunch. Surviving exclusively on them for three weeks might run into some difficulties, but if it’s just for lunch that doesn’t seem like a big deal to me.

(Speaking as someone whose non-dinner diet is mostly pretty…I don’t know if “atomised” is quite the right word here. Things that are individual food units in themselves, like “banana” or “peanut butter” or “yogurt”, rather than mixing lots of ingredients together into something meal. My food-unit selection is also fairly limited: there are the basic food groups, “fruit”, “dairy”, “nuts”, “protein” (usually mixed into the dinner meal), “chocolate”, “starch”, with usually ~2 – 3 possible foods in each category (not always the same 2 – 3 over time) and making some effort to cover as many categories as possible on any given day. My nutrition seems to be doing fine.)

I’ve been living on mostly Soylent for the last few months for other reasons. It works great for this too. You’d have to explain Soylent to your coworkers, but then it stays explained. (Mine are a very weirdness-tolerant bunch. You might be less lucky.) And then you don’t have to pack food.

#also apparently you get 50% off your first 12 bottles if someone refers you? #I will totally type in arbitrary emails if people want to take advantage of that #as long as they look like your actual email and don’t end in ’@congress.gov’ or similar

(It looks like the current Soylent referral bonus is $10 off for both referrer and referree. I don’t know whether @comparativelysuperlative is still doing this, but if not ask around and you might find someone else to refer you.)


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#(July 2016) #conversational aglets #food #disordered eating? #the more you know

brin-bellway asked: I’m not sure which geographical areas it’s available in (I don’t think I’ve ever seen it in Canada), but in New York I buy shaker bottles of pre-ground “popcorn salt”. It’s great, highly recommended.

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rustingbridges:

brin-bellway:

rustingbridges:

brin-bellway:

brin-bellway:

rustingbridges:

Well, that does sound convenient. Do you remember any particular store you got it at? I guess if I know it exists I’ll find it eventually but I’m pretty bad at finding things in grocery stores at the best of times.

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Wegmans. I think it was located next to the unpopped popcorn.

Ah, I guess this occurred in The Rest Of New York. Still, I’ll keep an eye out for it at the grocery store, I’m sure somebody’s got it if it exists.

Yeah, maybe I should have clarified in the original ask that it was the part of New York only good enough to name once. (Specifically, it was in Amherst, just outside Buffalo.)

Eh, I figured that was probable (since you mentioned canada), but thought I’d ask anyway.

But hey, anything they’ve got upstate, besides guns, freedom, and snow that isn’t disgusting, I’m sure we’ve got here!


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#conversational aglets #food #home of the brave

brin-bellway asked: I’m not sure which geographical areas it’s available in (I don’t think I’ve ever seen it in Canada), but in New York I buy shaker bottles of pre-ground “popcorn salt”. It’s great, highly recommended.

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rustingbridges:

brin-bellway:

brin-bellway:

rustingbridges:

Well, that does sound convenient. Do you remember any particular store you got it at? I guess if I know it exists I’ll find it eventually but I’m pretty bad at finding things in grocery stores at the best of times.

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Wegmans. I think it was located next to the unpopped popcorn.

Ah, I guess this occurred in The Rest Of New York. Still, I’ll keep an eye out for it at the grocery store, I’m sure somebody’s got it if it exists.

Yeah, maybe I should have clarified in the original ask that it was the part of New York only good enough to name once. (Specifically, it was in Amherst, just outside Buffalo.)


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#reply via reblog #food #home of the brave


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brin-bellway asked: I’m not sure which geographical areas it’s available in (I don’t think I’ve ever seen it in Canada), but in New York I buy shaker bottles of pre-ground “popcorn salt”. It’s great, highly recommended.

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brin-bellway:

rustingbridges:

Well, that does sound convenient. Do you remember any particular store you got it at? I guess if I know it exists I’ll find it eventually but I’m pretty bad at finding things in grocery stores at the best of times.

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Wegmans. I think it was located next to the unpopped popcorn.


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#reply via reblog #food #home of the brave #the more you know


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rustingbridges:

Well, that does sound convenient. Do you remember any particular store you got it at? I guess if I know it exists I’ll find it eventually but I’m pretty bad at finding things in grocery stores at the best of times.

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thathopeyetlives:

brin-bellway:

inquisitivefeminist:

Me: *has emotions*

Me: time to deal with this in a Positive and Healthy manner

Me: *stuffs myself so full of mashed potatoes there is no room for the emotions anymore*

Mashed potatoes are the Platonic ideal of childhood-nostalgia comfort food. I actually feel nostalgic when I eat them even though I never ate mashed potatoes growing up.

The only time I ever really badly insulted a person who was being nice to me, was when they served me spectacularly bad tasting instant mashed potatoes.


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#(February 2016) #(huh I don’t remember seeing this branch) #conversational aglets #food #disordered eating

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inquisitivefeminist:

brin-bellway:

inquisitivefeminist:

Me: *has emotions*

Me: time to deal with this in a Positive and Healthy manner

Me: *stuffs myself so full of mashed potatoes there is no room for the emotions anymore*

Mashed potatoes are the Platonic ideal of childhood-nostalgia comfort food. I actually feel nostalgic when I eat them even though I never ate mashed potatoes growing up.

Yes this is exactly it this is the thing!


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#(February 2016) #conversational aglets #food #disordered eating


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smilodonmeow:

brin-bellway:

sinesalvatorem:

ilzolende:

sinesalvatorem:

Mum: …And then you have to move all the stakes around in the sauce so that the flavour gets distributed evenly.

Me: What’s with this talk of “even distribution”? That’s Communism! Do you want us to get invaded again?

Mum: Yeah, yeah. Just keep turning them. Move the ones on the bottom to the top.

Me: For how long? How long must we indulge these revolutionaries?

Mum: For as long as possible. The ideal would be permanent revolution, but I think 10 minutes should suffice.

Me: *takes an icepick out of the draw and brandishes it* You take that back, you Trotskyite!

Mum: *rolls eyes*

Me: Ugh. Why do I even care if the flavour is evenly distributed?

Mum: Because you never know which piece of meat you’re going to get.

Me: ….That is the sanest argument for economic leftism I’ve heard all year.

Mum: Alison, it’s the second of January.

Me: Well, yeah. It’s just that the leftists were hung over yesterday from celebrating the long-awaited overthrow of 2015.

…one wonders why a resident of [Redacted] has an icepick, and in the event that a different object was used, what said object was.

….We have icepicks for breaking ice. Like, I know we’re poor, but did you think we didn’t have freezers?

Oh, is that how people with one freezer get rid of condensation buildup? In my family, we eat enough of the frozen food that the remainder fits into the freezer not being de-iced, turn the freezer being de-iced off, put a bunch of towels in front of the open door to catch the water, and let it melt.

(Mind you, only our secondary freezer gets significant ice buildup. The primary freezer seems immune. If we only owned the primary, freezer ice buildup wouldn’t even occur to me.)

(Owning multiple freezers is a big help for anyone aiming to be on the good end of Vimes Boot Theory (specifically the “buying food in bulk” manifestation), and I recommend it to anyone who can pull it off.)

Some freezers have autodefrost so ice buildup is never a thing.

(of course, the downside of having a lot of freezer space is you have more to lose if it gets thawed *accidentally*…)


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#(January 2016) #conversational aglets #food #adventures in human capitalism

silentwalrus1:

silentwalrus1:

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’ 

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #food #disordered eating #I do not know this feel but the post is still hilarious #(personally‚ while having a low appetite took some getting used to I’m very happy with it now) #((also there are quite a few Puritans in my ancestry so there’s that))