If he really knew her, that egg would have been solid chocolate.
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#Star Trek #TNG #Easter
If he really knew her, that egg would have been solid chocolate.
Tags:
#Star Trek #TNG #Easter
We’re coming up on Easter, the one day out of the year when you can be as anti-deathist as you want and all Christians will agree with you.
I like this holiday.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #transhumanism
Boyfriend: And then they buried him, and the women were very sad because he had a rockin’ bod.
Boyfriend: And then there was much mourning, and Judas, his ex, was sad, because he had a rockin’ bod.
Boyfriend: And thus three days and nights had passed, and the Romans partied pretty hard, but everyone else had some regrets.
Boyfriend: And on the third day, they did say unto the Lord’s Angel, Where the hell is this dude’s corpse?
Boyfriend: And the Angel said, He is not here. He has risen.
Boyfriend: And the women were like, Fuck you, dude, this is why we can’t have nice things.
Boyfriend: And Jesus did come back from the dead, and He said, Eat of this bread, it is my body. And He said, This man shall wear a funny hat and be infallible, and he will be called the Pope.
Boyfriend: And He saw what He had done.
Boyfriend: And it was good.
Boyfriend: And then He said, Fuck you guys, I am taking my ball and going home.
Boyfriend: And He ascended into Heaven.
Boyfriend: And then Mary said to the angel, Man, you look familiar.
Boyfriend: And the Angel said, No, dude, we all look alike, I have never seen you before, and he did ascend into the sky, and Mary yelled, You owe me a LOT of child support.
Boyfriend: And that is why we have Easter. The eggs represent the ball Jesus took with him because he didn’t want to play anymore.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Easter #I actually kind of like Easter #it feels… #(and I know this might not actually be true) #(because there is that whole Easter Bunny thing) #but it feels very un-hegemonic to me #I get the impression that Easter-celebraters are generally very aware that not everyone does it and are accepting of that #I’ve seen a couple segments about Easter celebrations on TV news while channel-surfing #and they kind of had that tone of ‘now now be *respectful* of what the weird people are doing’ #and told us basic facts about the religious significance of Easter #as if we didn’t already know about the whole Jesus-resurrection thing #they othered the Christians *exactly* as much as they would other anyone else #treated them exactly as they would treat anyone else #it was great #Easter is what Christmas should be like #Easter is what *Christianity* should be like #one religion among many #on equal footing #tag rambles
god, EVERY YEAR one of the local churches puts up a big sign that says “HE IS RISEN”, and EVERY YEAR whenever I see it I just think “OH HE IS, IS HE??? WELL IF HE IS RISEN THEN HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED AT MY SEDER, LEAVENED MESSIAHS ARE NOT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER!!!”
I also post about this on my blog every year but
that’s okay
because
IT’S OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS
EVERY
YEAR
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#Passover #I hadn’t thought of that #but now I probably will every time I pass one of those signs