Okay, what if–instead of TOS!Uhura or TOS!Kirk or any other TOS character showing up in the AOS verse–Ben Sisko ends up popping into the AOS Enterprise by accident?
Like, he just appears on the bridge one day, looks around confused for a second, and then says, “Something tells me this is not the timeline I was shooting for.”
Because learning interdimensional travel from a species that has no concept of time is hard, folks.
And Ben just has to hang out on this shiny Enterprise until his Prophet mom comes by to pick him up.
In the mean time, adventure ensues.
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#Star Trek #AOS #DS9 #story ideas I will never write
–time for a hazelnut revival, hazelnuts in ALL THINGS, the Prophets HAVE SPOKEN
I see Garak tearing his hair out in frustration as more and more Bajoran youths (and some of the elder people) start to copy Jake’s clothing – because after all, he’s the son of the Emissary – trying to sneakishly improve the poor boy’s fashion sense to stop the constant assault at his retinas. Then he figures that the moment Benjamin compliments somebody on anything, it is sold out within hours – but so has Quark, so a war of strategic product placement begins.
‘GOOD MORNING COMMANDER DO YOU LIKE THIS JUMJA STICK’
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#Star Trek #DS9 #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
ppl on ds9 angrily blogging about problems with the plumbing, the electricity, that one corridor that’s always full of debris because it’s the first to go whenever the station is attacked. “@staff you can move the fucking space station closer to the wormhole by somehow making it lighter but my bathroom still has a cardassian toilet”
“@staff i just want to be able to use a replicator without it destroying my ability to process language is that so much to ask”
“@staff i just found a pocket of anti-gravity in the habitat ring??? bug or feature?”
“@staff-”
“I AM WORKING ON IT” types Miles O’Brien, his communicator blowing up with notification after notification. so many notifications. Miles O’Brien thought he knew what he was getting into when he joined @staff. Miles O’Brien just wants to sleep. “I LIVE HERE TOO YOU KNOW”
Sisko assigning the account to that one Vulcan intern, who writes a program that assesses the messages, current repairs status, and fakes replying.
At first everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
Six months later the program has created itself a holographic form and can be found drinking heavily with Vic.
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#Star Trek #DS9 #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #oh look an update
I have all these sweet feels about Odo’s Bajoran security officer squad. They all look like him. They all wear their hair like him. They’re all beige like him. They must have been so lonely without him these last few days, while he’s been holed up in his quarters with She Who Must Not Be Named, and they’ve been stuck with Damar as a boss, and doesn’t that suck, and all of a sudden Odo rolls in full of piss and vinegar and shouts, “Let’s go shoot some Cardassians,” and they’re all like,
DADDY’S HOME
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#Star Trek #DS9 #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #my past self has good taste
Ain’t no seder like a ds9 seder because a ds9 seder don’t stop because someone thought it would be a good idea to let Garak hide the afikomen
Is hasperat kosher for Pesach?
It is not one of the five grains mentioned in the Talmud so it should be fine as long as you don’t try to make bread out of it. Strict observant Ashkenazim might feel differently depending on how close it is to wheat.
After three hours of increasingly fruitless searching, Sisko finally has to call in the big guns: getting Quark to negotiate terms for its return.
Brinens and Things 