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argonauticae:

im putting together a couple of scottish folk mixes bc that’s what i do and im honestly curious if anyone in my country has ever been unequivocally happy about anything ever

 

argonauticae:

scottish trad music genres:

  • Everyone I Love Is Dead
  • The English Have Stolen All My Sheep
  • You Want To Be My Boyfriend? First You Must Answer These Riddles Three
  • The Protestants Have Stolen All My Sheep
  • I Love You A Lot But You’ve Left Me And It’s Raining [fiddle solo]
  • The Sea Is Treacherous, Just Like The English
  • One Time Bonnie Prince Charlie Punched Me In The Face And It Was Awesome
  • The Fairies Have Stolen All My Sheep

 

plaidadder:

We have of course the traditional Irish music genres to go with them:

* Everyone I Love Is An Allegorical Representation of Ireland

* The English Stole My Farm And Put Sheep On It

* You Were My Boyfriend But Now You Won’t Even Come To The Window To Look Upon Me And Our Dead Infant Child (In The Rain)

* Whack Fol Too La Roo Umptytiddly Good They’ve Stopped Listening Now Let’s Talk About Revolution

* Something In Irish, I Think It’s About Fairies, Or Maybe A Cow

 

queeraquatic:

The Welsh are late to the party, as usual, with our own rain-sodden entries:

* Wales is Very Green and the English Made Me Leave. Grass, Grass, Mountains.

* The English Are Stealing My Land

* The English Are Ruining the Valleys [Grass, Grass, Mountains]

* The English Drove out the Fey Folk [From the Valleys]

* The English Are Sending Me to Australia Because I Stole a Sheep

* Look at These Daffodils. The English Are Going to Build a Factory On Them

* Every Male in my Family for 300 Years Died in the Mines and Now So Will I. It’s Raining

* The English Have Stolen King Arthur

* Owain Glyndwr Would Never Have Let This Happen

And the following, very particular, Welsh specialities:

* [A Dylan Thomas Thing Set to Music]

* My Boyfriend Is the Prisoner of a Faerie Queen, It’s Raining, and she Gouged Out His Eyes for Looking at Me

* I Killed My Dog Because I Thought He Killed My Baby, But He Didn’t Kill My Baby, He Killed a Wolf to Stop the Wolf Killing My Baby, My Baby is Fine, My Dog is Dead, I Will Never Smile Again, and It’s Raining

* My Boyfriend Murdered Me and Made a Harp Out of My Hair [so I haunted the harp and told everyone]


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glass-muzzle:


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#Discworld #it occurred to me this afternoon #that this is the first Glorious Twenty-Fifth to be #you know #after #I didn’t mind the sprig of lilac on my hip so much after that #(I dislike the scent but it is traditional) #(and some of the branches of my neighbour’s lilac tree hang over the property line) #GNU Terry Pratchett

My favourite part of the AI building scene in Age of Ultron was imagining Eliezer Yudkowsky screaming in the background

ilzolende:

aguycalledjohn:

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YOU DISCOVERED AN ANCIENT ALIEN AI IN A MYSTERIOUS ARTIFACT AND JUST DOWNLOADED IT INTO A INTERNET CONNECTED COMPUTER!!! WHICH CONTROLS AN ARMY OF ROBOTS!?

IT GOT OUT BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T PAYING ATTENTION! I NEVER THOUGHT THE SOLUTION TO THE AI BOX WOULD BE “WAIT UNTIL THEY HAVE A BIG PARTY”

YOU TOLD THE AI TO MAKE PEACE, WITH NO FURTHER DETAILS, WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN

then later….

Its okay, we trust this new mysterious AI, because another alien artifact that we don’t understand  said it was worthy? Okay cool…

My main reactions:

This is why red tape exists! It is not just “useless bureaucracy” to have more than two pairs of eyes on an AGI project! You wouldn’t approve an update people you trust wrote to a commercial product that won’t kill people no matter how buggy it is with two people examining the proposed update for a couple hours, and you have two people examine the AGI?

Ah, yes, running a computer with parts from the evil mind-control thing which has been shown to be remotely operable. That’s definitely not a major security problem in that someone could remotely tell it to do stuff that your program didn’t tell it to do.

The simplest and most obvious route to “stop something that humans do” is to get rid of humans. Give it a more interestingly bad utility function, please. Why couldn’t it tile the world with agents that really like tautologies being true?

I really like the OP, especially the line “I NEVER THOUGHT THE SOLUTION TO THE AI BOX WOULD BE “WAIT UNTIL THEY HAVE A BIG PARTY””.


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#Avengers #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

Anonymous asked: Should only people with children be allowed to vote, since they are the only ones with a stake in the future?

ilzolende:

ozymandias271:

only people with children have a stake in the future

no one without children has younger friends, a desire for their works to be remembered in the future, or empathy for future humans

this seems very plausible

I am a child and I have a major stake in the future, and when I am 18 I will also expect to be personally affected by the state of my country 60 years from now.

Ban all elderly (65+?) people from voting, as they won’t be around to face the long-term consequences of their decisions? This is equally (read: not very) reasonable. People have actually proposed doing stuff like “make smoking illegal for all people born in [current year] – 17 or later” or “let adults vote on whether all people graduating high school should be ‘drafted’ to do menial tasks like elder care and washing military laundry and whatnot for low pay”, because they would never be negatively impacted by those proposals.

People with children, when voting on policy that only affects young people, can be incredibly patronizing and self-interested. (“I want the government to spy on my kids for me!” “I want my kids to go to jail if they ditch class too much!” “I don’t want my kids to ever be allowed to do things I disapprove of, even when they’re adults!”)

I don’t want to live in the future people approve of for their children to live in, I want to live in the future that its residents want. Read proposals for utopias and you’ll soon see that approval uncoupled from actual desires leads to a society you wouldn’t want to live in.


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#yes this #I mostly see this with global warming #’we must Do Something to make 2050 a good place for our children to live!’ #dude I don’t give a fuck about my nonexistent children #I want to make 2050 a good place for my *future selves* to live #you don’t *need* and in fact shouldn’t *try* to rely on selflessness to get me to care about the future #self-interest will get the job done nicely #I’m going to tag this #death tw #under my policy of ‘tag death warnings on things that would have triggered my seven-year-old self’

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

ilzolende:

rageofthedogstar:

Today’s a good day for sharing one of my favorite essays:

It was in Ancient Egypt, where it attacked slave and pharaoh alike. In Rome, it effortlessly decimated armies. It killed in Syria. It killed in Moscow. In India, five million dead. It killed a thousand Europeans every day in the 18th century. It killed more than fifty million Native Americans. From the Peloponnesian War to the Civil War, it slew more soldiers and civilians than any weapon, any soldier, any army (Not that this stopped the most foolish and empty souls from attempting to harness the demon as a weapon against their enemies).

Cultures grew and faltered, and it remained. Empires rose and fell, and it thrived. Ideologies waxed and waned, but it did not care. Kill. Maim. Spread. An ancient, mad god, hidden from view, that could not be fought, could not be confronted, could not even be comprehended.

35 years ago, on December 9th, 1979, humanity declared victory.

This one evil, the horror from beyond memory, the monster that took 500 million people from this world – was destroyed.

You are a member of the species that did that. Never forget what we are capable of, when we band together and declare battle on what is broken in the world.

December 9th was when it was first declared eradicated by a group of scientists. Their conclusion was endorsed by the WHO on May 8th, 35 years ago today.

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day, everyone! [stims excitedly]


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#smallpox #history #the power of science #proud citizen of The Future

livelyspaghetti:

I’m trying to find some recent, educational documentaries on snakes in general, and it’s like:

WORLD’S DEADLIEST SNAKES

THE WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS SNAKE ON THE EARTH

THE DEADLY GIANT SNAKE

THE MOST VENOMOUS SNAKE IN THE WORLD

THE VALLEY OF SNAKES AND FEAR

AFRICA’S MOST DEADLY SNAKE, THE BLACK MAMBA – WHICH WE HAVEN’T EVEN USED AS OUR COVER IMAGE – BUT THAT’S DEFINITELY A BLACK SNAKE

THIRTY-FOUR WAYS BALL PYTHONS WILL KILL YOU WITH THEIR BARE HANDS

DO YOU LIVE ON EARTH? ARE YOU AWARE OF SNAKES? WELL, THERE’S PROBABLY VENOM IN YOUR MORNING COFFEE


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tastefullyoffensive:

 

comparativelysuperlative:

I used to bike past a cemetery every day, and whenever I did I’d get this song going through my head.

Along with the Ood chanting “the circle must be broken.”

…somehow, my brain never juxtaposed those two things. Well, it will from now on, I expect.

Even before reading this, though, I always thought it was a bit odd how a song celebrating the circle of life argued against the “boredom” pro-mortality reasoning: “there is more to see than can ever be seen/more to do than can ever be done”.

(It is only just now occurring to me they might have meant more to see than can be seen within one lifetime, rather than within eternity. Probably because the part of me that read Ringworld at a very young age heard that line and immediately thought of the main character of said book, who swore to live forever because “how else could he see all there was to see?”)

(After writing that quote, I checked it using the Amazon “search inside this book” feature. Despite not having read the book in over a decade, probably at least half my life, I got the quote exactly right. Could be luck, but possibly Ringworld was more of a formative experience than I realised.)


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Anonymous asked: Are there any spiders in Ohio or Illinois that can hurt me? My arachnophobia is more a ‘what if it bites me and my arm rots off’ phobia; I’m cool around spiders I know can’t hurt me, esp ones behind glass, but I don’t know what can hurt me so I’m afraid of all free roaming spiders

koryos:

There are really only four known groups of spiders with medically significant venom- the rest can’t do much worse than a bee sting. (Of course, some individuals can have allergic reactions to spider venom, just like bee stings.)

These four groups are: the widows (Latrodectus sp.), the brown spiders (Loxosceles sp.), the Australian funnel web spiders (Atraxus sp.), and the Brazilian wandering spiders (Phoneutria sp.).

Black widows are found across the U.S. and in parts of Africa, Europe, and Asia. Despite their reputation, most black widow bites are harmless. Many are dry, with no venom injected, and about 75% of those that do contain venom only produce localized pain with no other symptoms.

Occasionally, more severe symptoms do develop in the form of latrodectism. This can cause symptoms such as generalized pain, headache, nausea, sweating, and racing heart. Most of these symptoms resolve within a week and for more severe cases, an antivenom is available. There has only been one death recorded from a black widow bite in US in the last 50 years, and it was an elderly man. Several thousand people in the US get bitten by black widows every year without suffering any major ill effects.

The brown spiders include the brown recluse spider, famed for its necrotizing bite. However, as with the black widow, the deadliness of this spider has been greatly exaggerated. Like the black widow, brown spiders are found worldwide. Also like the black widow, their bites are often venom-free, and even envenomated bites produce nothing more than mild irritation.

Here’s a map of where brown spiders are found in the US:

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The brown recluse is very rare in Ohio specifically, so you don’t have much to worry about.

Bites with high concentrations of brown recluse venom can produce a necrotic skin lesion that is slow to heal. About 66% of these lesions heal on their own without complications. Those that do not may require skin grafts or corrective surgery. A systemic response, which is the response that may become fatal, occurs in about 1% of bite victims. In the last decade there have been two recorded fatalities from brown recluse bites, and both were young children. And as a matter of fact, there are no confirmed reports of a necrotizing bite leading to amputation.

Interestingly enough, there are lots of reports of brown recluse “bites” from states where there are no brown recluse spiders. Spiders often get blamed for symptoms that come from everything from lyme disease to lymphoma. My state is not within the brown recluse range and I’ve still heard stories from a number of people who insist they were bitten by the spider.

Australian funnel web spiders are found, obviously, in Australia- specifically along the eastern coast.  While it is suggested that these spiders are more likely to give “wet” bites than the others on this list, there have been no recorded fatalities from their bites in Australia since 1981!

Brazilian wandering spiders are found in parts of Central and South America and are the most venomous spider on this list. This venom, among other things, may give you a lasting erection, which is why some pharmaceutical companies are researching it for use in erectile dysfunction drugs. These spiders are the famed “banana spiders” because they have been found on shipments of bananas outside of South/Central America; however, there are only seven actual recorded cases of this happening. Only about 2.3% of wandering spider bites are medically significant, and again, there have been very few deaths attributed to them.

Spiders, by and large, do not pose a threat to you anywhere in the world.

Further reading: The Spider Myths Site.

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Anonymous asked: Do transhumanists think they can end all [nonconsentual] death, or just old age death? Because not having [nonconsentual] old age death sounds good but also makes me even more terrified of driving/war/murder/accidents/etc because there’s so much more to lose.

comparativelysuperlative:

chroniclesofrettek:

theunitofcaring:

One possibility is having Horcruxes (well. backup copies of your brain stored somewhere). Which would effectively end death by most causes less dramatic than supernova. Another is eventually making people (who wish to be) substantially more durable. But aging might be a more tractable problem than either of those, so it’s possible we’ll have a length of time during which you can’t die of old age but you can still be killed. That’d be scary, i agree, but the worst outcome is ‘you die’, which is the outcome anyway if we don’t cure aging, so it’s still worth going for. 

Identity gets weird once backups are possible. These questions get a lot more complicated than they sound right now. 

It does, but I’m guessing most people would take the identity issues over risking inarguable death.

(Also I approve of there being copies of me even if I knew for sure that all of them are definitely not me. That part probably doesn’t apply to everyone else.)

Yeah, I don’t quite get why when mind-uploading comes up, the question people always ask is “would an AI version of yourself really be you?”. I mean, that’d be nice to know, but it seems to me that the much more important question is “is dying and being survived by an AI version of yourself better than dying and not being survived by an AI version of yourself?”.

I’m inclined towards “AI!me is not me, but she’s better than nothing”, but it’s one of my more open-to-persuasion stances.

(I’m not entirely sure why I find the idea of an AI version of me (who is not me) living on after my death to be comforting, but not the idea of a genetic descendant living on, since at first glance those would seem to have similar reasoning behind them. It’s probably to do with whether your descendant inherits your memories.)


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