I can’t sleep because I keep thinking about Bob Ross and Mister Rogers piloting a Jaeger.
Now you’re thinking about it.
The gentlest Jaeger. It sits the kaijus down and talks to them about their feelings until the tantrum stops, and then they do art therapy.
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#Pacific Rim #Fred Rogers #Bob Ross
Zoe and Wash, while deeply forever ridiculously in love, are not drift compatible.
Zoe and Mal are drift compatible.
Kaylee and Wash are drift compatible, and they have the best piloted, sweetest running jaeger ever been seen in the ‘verse – the best piloted, sweetest running jaeger ever to run away from a kaiju.
SECONDED
(also, the sudden thought of River Tam in a jaeger is rutting terrifying)
She hung from the ceiling, a perfect, motionless sculpture of a girl in the process of becoming a fruitbat. Simon glanced up at her periodically, both checking that she was still present, and reassuring himself that the grind of the machines overhead would keep her from hearing what he had to say. It wasn’t that he was keeping secrets from her; River knew everything about her condition, sometimes more than he did. It was that she didn’t like being talked about, and he respected that.
“They weren’t trying to unlock psychic powers or anything like that, no matter what the rumors say,” he said, his voice shaking slightly. Kaylee shifted her weight from foot to foot, disturbed by that tremor in his words. Simon Tam was the best K-scientist she’d ever worked with. For him to sound scared…
“Those people, those monsters…” Simon paused to take a deep breath, relaxing a little at the taste of oil on his tongue. Enough time spent with Kaylee had turned grime into perfume. “They were trying to set up a neural bridge inside a single mind. They wanted to do away with the need for drift compatibility, and privatize the Pilots. Imagine being able to market Jaegers for domestic and commercial use, because you only needed one Pilot, and that Pilot was so doped and dependent that they could never leave you.”
“That’s horrific,” whispered Kaylee. “They…they messed up her brain tryin’ to do something as can’t be done?”
“Oh, it can be done,” said Simon grimly. “They succeeded.
“My sister is in constant Drift with herself.”
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YOU GET ME THE BEST PRESENTS <333
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I hate that moment between “I will write fic to amuse a person” and that person responding because WHAT IF I WROTE IT WRONG.
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#Firefly #Pacific Rim #crossovers #fanfic #(I’ve never actually seen Pacific Rim) #(and for that matter until last autumn I hadn’t seen Firefly) #(so I know just how far popculture osmosis can get you)
On Wednesdays, we wear brown.
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#Firefly #Mean Girls #crossover #I never understood why Mean Girls was so popular #(I mean sure *I* liked it) #(but I *was* a homeschooled teenager) #(why did *you* people like it?) #(what did you need a peek into the exotic alien culture of high school for?)
Welcome to Aunt Valerie
Part of the Family Reunion premise.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEAD CANON OF ALL TIME
CARLOS
YES
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#Welcome to Night Vale #Magic School Bus #yessss #(Carlos was what?) #(eight when I was four?) #(ish?) #(which would make him in his mid-twenties now?) #(did you know they still show Magic School Bus on kiddie channels?) #(I saw one a few months ago) #(and it was the architecture one too) #(that was always one of my favourites) #(building tiny bridges with gummy candies and bobby pins) #nostalgia #tag rambles
#DoctorWho and #WinniethePooh #mashup from @jhewitt127
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#Doctor Who #Winnie the Pooh #my teddy and I both approve of this
Only Avengers thing I will ever post because OMG
that bunch of tags is the best thing in the history of things
CAN WE GET HEMSWORTH TO DO THIS HONESTLY OMG PLEASEBecause … The tags. Yes.
ooc: I now have milk in my sinuses. #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW eheheheheheheh
I was thinking Th’oréal when I saw the picture, but this is good too.
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#Old Spice Guy #Avengers
Weyoun in the background with the box of White.
That is all.
That sounds like a murder in Clue. Dukat, on G deck, with the Pagh Wraiths.
WHY IS DS9 CLUE NOT A THING NOW
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#DS9 #Clue #should totally be a thing #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #Star Trek
It’s Who Week! We start off with an order I got this week from Baby Mason and his Whovian parents who wanted to celebrate his 3rd birthday is true who style.
With a Winnie the Pooh/Doctor Who crossover cake! I just love crossover cakes.
The quality parent’s wanted the cake based on this T-shirt (Which I had trouble tracking down, but eventually found the true artist. Thanks, Google Images!)
They also thought Tigger needed a companion- So in steps Piglet the crafty Dalek, made from things he found around his house.
Tigger and Piglet are free standing fondant/chocolate figures and the POLISE BOCS is made from chocolate-hazelnut cake with tri-chocolate buttercream.
More photos in the Facebook album!
Oh. My. GOD.
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#Winnie the Pooh #Doctor Who #cake #awesome
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SEVEN HOURS AT TEH COMPUTER FOR THIS MONSTER.
” Um. Hm. You… you told me once that you weren’t a hero. Um. There were times that I didn’t even think you were human. But let me tell you this, you were the best man and the most human…. human being that I have ever known, and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. And so… there. I was so alone and I owe you so much. Please, there’s just one more thing. One more thing. One miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don’t be… dead. Would you do that, just for me? Just stop it, stop this…”
ALL IN GALLIFREYAN.
tennant-has-the-tardis-at-221b:
JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU GOD
ALL THE FUCKING AWARDS
IM GOING TO THROW MY COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW JFC
IM DONE
I’M GOING TO ROLL INTO THE MOTHERFRICKING SUN DO YOU HEAR ME
This suggests that there is, somewhere, an English to Gallifreyan translation guide.
Which makes me love this fandom.
AND WANT IT
There’s multiple versions of Gallifreyan, invented by various fans. I had two bookmarks on the subject, but one of the sites is gone. This link (a tag on someone’s Tumblr) still works.
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#Gallifreyan #Wholock #reply via reblog
That final gif….O.o….It’s okay I didn’t feel like sleeping tonight anyway…
No joke… I didn’t even notice the thing that was so creepy in the final gif for what felt like half an hour and then got the biggest fright of my life… What is this gif-making devilry?
omfg i didn’t reblog this earlier but I didn’t see that HOLY
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HOLY REGBINRGRNI THE LAST GIF
AHHHH I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS UNTIL THE FIFTH TIME I SAW IT ON MY DASH
Okay everyone: It may seem as though this is harmless and nothing. But if you REALLY want to know… Look very hard at the 5th gif. Prepare for a sleepless and terrified night.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Jeezus shit!
I MAY HAVE JUST SCREAMED AND JUMPED AT MY DESK
I was all ‘Is he looking at Lestrade’s facebook or something haha’ then I was ‘HOLY MOTHERFRICKING OH MY GOD’
I looked very closely at the last one…like literally put the laptop up to my face…
Then I saw it.
I didn’t think people actually gasped. Then I saw that.
I held in my breath for a good few minutes before I let it out and started screaming.
Am I missing something? Because everyone’s talking like the thing they’re frightened of wasn’t immediately obvious, which the Silent behind John is. Or am I just in the minority thinking that’s obvious? (It was the first thing I noticed in the last GIF, even before John.)
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#Wholock
Brinens and Things 