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eyetosky:

THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

“WE ARE THE FUTURE RUDOLPH, NOT THEM”

 

dr-archeville:

M: “What’s your name?”

R: “Rudolph.”

M: “What’s your real name, Rudolph?”

R: “… Red-Nose.”

M: “Quite a talent you have there, Red-Nose.”

 

dr-archeville:

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miscreant-side-puffs:

The only holiday post worth the season


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#my workplace has started playing Christmas music again so it’s time to think about this post at least once per hour #Tumblr traditions #Christmas #art #fanart #comics #X Men #crossovers

rustingbridges:

Canada Post has assigned postal code H0H 0H0 to the North Pole

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#one December I was at a party and I won a trivia round by knowing this #I’m drinking out of the water bottle I won right now #our home and cherished land #Christmas #the more you know

the-swift-tricker:

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HE IS HERE

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(Note: the OP is from 2019 while the response is from 2020. However, I just looked it up and Gävle *does* have a goat this year [link]. It’s just not the one pictured, is all.)


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#Christmas #goats #sculptures #fire #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(decided to move the tag notes to the main text body for better rebloggability)

moral-autism:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

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me when I hear my family making big Christmas plans that ignore the state’s mandate that says no more than 10 people in a space 

Somehow I don’t think your heart is going to grow three sizes if you see them gather with a large group of people to all sing together.

I’m trying to plan tomorrow’s grocery trip around the possibility that I will not dare to go back for quite some time. And if I *do* go on the 22nd, it will be planned likewise: December 22nd being of tolerable risk does not at all mean January 5th will be.

(I guess if January turns out terribly we might be able to drive out to one of the expensive grocery stores that offers curbside pickup. I still have all of my CERB money (if only just), and they gave it to me for a reason.)


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#reply via reblog #covid19 #illness tw #Christmas #food mention #101 Uses for Infrastructureless Computers

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maryellencarter:

brin-bellway:

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behold the EXTREMELY GAY TREE

okay but why is there a Christmas section in early October

is this like Costco where they keep the Christmas-tree aisle up year-round?

Nope, Walmart and Lowe’s have both just put up their Christmas sections already this year. I guess Time broke enough that Halloween has stopped holding the line. :-(

Hang on to your hats, folks, we’re going straight from March to December with *maybe* a short pit stop in August.

(A while back I called this year “strangled in its cradle” [link], and it occurred to me later that it was a particularly evocative/fitting metaphor under the circumstances. 2020: the year deprived of its breath.)


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#reply via reblog #time #covid19 #illness tw #asphyxiation cw #Christmas

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eyetosky:

THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION

 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

“WE ARE THE FUTURE RUDOLPH, NOT THEM”

 

dr-archeville:

M: “What’s your name?”

R: “Rudolph.”

M: “What’s your real name, Rudolph?”

R: “… Red-Nose.”

M: “Quite a talent you have there, Red-Nose.”

 

dr-archeville:

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miscreant-side-puffs:

The only holiday post worth the season


Tags:

#every single time I hear ”Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” I think about this post #Tumblr traditions #Christmas #art #fanart #comic #X Men #crossovers

death-420:

no one ever talks about how evil and ominous carol of the bells sounds?

 

shlongfongler:

I have a distinct memory from when i was a kid of listening to the trans-siberian orchestra version during the first snow of the year and just standing outside pretending to be a vampire so yeah it has that kind of energy

 

death-420:

oh we all pretend to be vampires to that version

 

nightpool:

“the trans-siberian orchestra version of Carol of the Bells” do NOT disrespect Christmas Eve Sarajevo 12/24 like this it is a MEDLY


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#…I’d kind of figured it was because of #once having listened to ”Carol of the Bells” and TMBG’s ”The Bells Are Ringing” too close together #”hark how the bells/sweet silver bells/all seem to say/throw cares away” uh…huh #music #Christmas