kvothe-kingkiller:

guess who ingested some foreign objects!

also he has now been officially weighed and he clocks in at a whole 7 pounds. (hes not malnourished hes just leetle)

kvothe-kingkiller:

bastard man ate some rubber bands

kvothbloodless:

hi im sorry but “patient: the void” is the greatest string of letters ever created

kvothe-kingkiller:

ikr, I died when my mom sent me that picture

kvothe-kingkiller:

wow okay this got a lot of notes overnight

yes my cats name is The Void and for good reason because most of the pictures we try to take of him end up like this

and yes he is in that last picture ^^ youre gonna need to jack the screen brightness up to find him

or alternatively:

viandpuppycat:

mr. void, would you like to meet the abyss?

kvothe-kingkiller:

twin agents of darkness

mycatshuman:

This is so cute.

eriquin:

To pet this cat to first have to sign a statement saying you are not Anish Kapoor.

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Tags:

#(I am reluctant to reblog posts with lots of images these days because it makes archiving harder) #(but rules are rules (I should know‚ I wrote them) and the circumstances are not dire enough for me to make an exception) #(sorry future self‚ I’m sure further-future selves will appreciate your effort) #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #vantablack saga #cat #adorable #maryellencarter tagged this #high context jokes #and I might not have thought to tag it that but I see their point

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{{Good news: I’ve figured out some more efficient image-mirroring techniques over the past year–“Classic” blocks and upload-by-URL are your friends–and inline images are now only very mildly annoying. Although I *will* still have to be careful to stay under the total media-storage limit: I’m at 97.7% right now.}}