Batman

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acedamian:

queerionthewitch:

i like crossovers but i really like the idea of dc and marvel being fictional in eachothers worlds like the teen titans are gonna go see the avengers at the movies tomorrow on their day out and then beast boys gonna do his best hulk impression all day meanwhile a universe over the young avengers are passing around the lastest batman issue and arguing about who could take batman in a fight

i love this too it is my Headcanon

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hatingongodot:

Batman: You know Clark, there’s one reason why I’ve felt relatively comfortable working with you, despite the fact that you could probably punch the moon into dust.

Superman: Why would I even do that?

Batman: It’s because you were rai–

Superman: Why would ANYONE do that?

Batman: –sed human, even though you–

Superman: There is literally no possible benefit for anybody if the moon were to be punched into dust

Superman: What, does everyone think I’ll just wake up one morning, “Hey, looks like today’s a good day to eat breakfast, go for a walk, and oh, obliterate the moon”

Superman: “Probably punch the moon into dust,” unbelievable

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lb-lee:

coelasquid:

0-memento-mori-0:

thefatfeminist:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

“Leave the tray, please.” 

Bruce.

“I give you my word, I did not plan that.”
The fact that he had to defend himself is the best part.

Whenever Bruce angsts about how hard it is not having parents I feel bad for Alfred.

Like , kinda throwing it all in his face there, Bats.

I can only handle Batman when Alfred and the crew take the piss out of him on a regular basis.

 
 
 
 
 

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