#I find it interesting that all of the tag-based comments are like ”aww infodumping besties/gfs” #while the reply-based comments are about equally split between that and ”wait the Kazgars did *what*” #possibly I am ruining the effect by reblogging this when my reaction was very much in the ”wait the Kazgars did *what*” camp‚ but anyway #comics #art #Val and Isaac #the plot thickens
#my workplace has started playing Christmas music again so it’s time to think about this post at least once per hour #Tumblr traditions #Christmas #art #fanart #comics #X Men #crossovers
We shall cleanse this world with fire and the needle.
(the swords are a metaphor)
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(date of origin: June 7th, 2019)
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#I still haven’t decided if ”may you burn in the fires of Gehenna like the garbage you are” is a good line or an over-the-top line #(not towards *you*‚ Benedict‚ just as a tool in one’s arsenal) #this is why I don’t call myself an effective altruist #I greatly appreciate effective altruists and I feel some favour towards their goals #but utilitarianism is‚ frankly‚ not actually why I donate to the RC Forward Global Health Fund #the slain microbes of the Lord shall be many #reply via reblog #art #angels #illness tw?
I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.
Item: enchanted chainmail bikini/headband/anklet set
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#art #comics #clothing #fun with loopholes #…nsfw?
one thing me n my art loving gf would do is visit galleries and play a game called “root, loot or boot”
the gist is that you would look at a group of paintings in a room and decide which figure in the painting you’d root (fuck, in Australian slang), which painting you’d loot (steal and put on your wall at home) and which painting you’d boot (punt into the garbage because it’s shit and Not Art)
a couple of things about my experiences:
1. this game is a lot more fun if you’re attracted to women because there’s so many Hot Gals to choose from
2. if you are attracted to men, you will spend a lot of time going “well, looks like I’ll have to pick jesus again” as my bi gf did
3. it gets more complicated in modern art museums and you find yourself having saying, “I’d fuck the rhombus” “you CAN’T fuck the rhombus” “then I’ll fuck that blue squiggle thing. what’s it called?” “creeping existential dread in blue” “then does that mean I’m fucking the squiggle or am I getting fucked by the existential dread it represents?” “aren’t we all already getting fucked by existential dread?”
4. if you play this with an art history nerd, they may decide to kill you over one of your “boot” choices
5. you will get Disapproving Looks from other patrons who overhear your heated debates
6. it’s also the best fun you’ll ever have in an art gallery
“you CAN’T fuck the rhombus’ sounds like Quitter Talk to me.
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#games #I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #art