ENFP:
*jumps down two stairs* “Nailed it”
*another kid jumps down three* “Duuuuuuude solid”
INFP:
“dude, you’re like Patrick Star…just more offensive and in flip flops….and I love that about you but like…chill”
ENFJ:
“My Laptop-“
“Our Laptop”
“MY laptop that YOU stOLE from me-”
“Our laptop”
INFJ:
“Hahahahahahaha yeah man, amiright?”
”….No….“
“Lol what”
“No….that’s actually awful….you didn’t actually say that did you…?“
”….“
ENTP:
“Hey nice shirt. Who made it? Skrillex?”
“NiCK STAHHHP”
INTP:
“FUCKING PARABOLAS. FUCKIN EVERYWHERE FUUUUUCK.”
ENTJ:
“You know what /really/ peeves me? When someone comes to MY house and thinks they can play monopoly THEIR way. I make the rules here. I haven’t spoken to my cousin in three months.“
INTJ:
*chanting* “SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!”
ESFP:
“HEY EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND HERE FOR A SECOND. YES. EVERYBODY. It’s Kyle’s birthday! I want you all to wish him a happy birthday!”
“Dude no it’s not-”
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLE! EVERYBODY SING! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Y-”
ISFP:
“Duuude you have the voice of God AND Fergie”
ESTP:
“FUCK YOU!!!!! I WANTED TO MAKE THE COMMENT ABOUT C-SECTIONING THE DEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!11”
ISTP:
*demonic voice* “I LIVE TO VAPE”
ESFJ:
*in the middle of a story* “Okay, so Kevin gets added to the group chat at 12:23 right? He stays they’re till fucking 4:47 before he gets kicked out…man he lasted longer than I did”
“Kevin. That fucking legend”
ISFJ:
“Dude you’re so ripped”
“Thanks dude”
“No, thank YOU”
ESTJ:
“I’ll show you…..I’LL MAKE VARSITY”
ISTJ:
“Yeah I asked our English teacher if it was okay if I brought him in some venison….and he considered it….but with the test coming up he said he didn’t want to be accused of accepting bribes or anything….“
This is glorious and also 100% my high school.
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