jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

do the hogwarts cafeteria tables have a restriction on who’s allowed to get coffee? i want to believe there’s safety measures in place to make sure ravenclaws don’t get a six cups a day habit before they hit puberty but this is a school that encourages its students to play high-speed flying murderball so 

yeah no this is hogwarts aka murder high

pretty sure the slytherins could be doing cocaine off the desks in potions class without getting in trouble, and hufflepuffs definitely sell weed out of the greenhouses

gryffindors, of course, only get high on righteousness and violence


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threelisabeth:

a friend of mine told me about her friend i think from high school who was gay but not out, and he pretended for a while to have a girlfriend named Amanda who he would go see a lot, and they’d be all, come hang out with us and he’d be like sorry I’ve got a date with Amanda, and they were like when are we gonna meet this Amanda??? anyway he kept this up for like a year until he finally came out; and when his friends were like, “wait, what about Amanda?” he said, “IT’S A MAN, DUH.” 

i have literally never admired anyone’s commitment to a joke more


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Part 6, Page 16 (Parts Unknown)

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parhelioncomic:

Parhelion update! The new friends have some things to say.

Also: Worldbuilding Wednesday on warp coils and FTL travel!

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

Start of chapter | Read from the beginning | Patreon (Read one page into the future)


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#Parhelion #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog