My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.
2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:
When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made
I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(though tbh I was already going to reblog it before that) #may or may not have reblogged this before #definitely have seen it before #chicken
There are three major types of spiritual practice: first, reaching the spirit by rewarding the body, through ritual feasting, drug-taking and sex; second, reaching the spirit by denying the body, through fasting, cleansing and purification; and third, by abandoning the physical entirely and attempting to reach the numinous entirely via the life of the mind. In this essay, entitled “Bed, Bath and Beyond”, I will
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
so in honor of scott summers dying (he’ll be fine) here’s what happens when x men “”kills”“ emma frost who will, in this case, also be fine, as dying is to x men as breathing is to the rest of us
emma as she’s dying: ororo. ororo listen to me. i have dinner reservations at that one place in paris. you have to make them two years in advance. do NOT cancel my reservation. i will be FINE. whatever happens, the reservation STAYS
scott was genuinely upset as emma was dying and he was crying over her and was like no emma dont leave me and emma, in a mocking voice, like “no emma dont leave me listen to yourself i’ll be back in six months shut up idiot”
ororo: her last words were “is jean also dead? good.” and then she died
emma’s funeral, which is just held at the hellfire club, is just all portraits of emma. especially the nudes. its nothing but nudes. it’s how she wanted to be remembered ororo reading the pre-written eulogy emma wrote for her: emma grace frost was the most kind, beautiful, charming soul on this planet. pietro: raises hand ororo: she wrote this
pietro: lowers hand
she wanted me to tell you all she died doing something interesting, like riding an extremely expensive and rare horse, and not doing, in her words, “something stupid like saving the entire team.” which is, of course, what she did. that being said, here is the picture of the very expensive horse she wanted to show all of you, to remind everyone that she was rich, so very rich, and you are not
emma returning from the dead 7 months later strolling into the mansion and announcing I HAVE NOTES ON HOW WE CAN IMPROVE MY FUNERAL
logan: how was hell emma: boring and overrated logan: satan kicked you out didnt he emma: that’s not the point
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#X Men #death tw #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #hell mention
Hey if vines exist in the MCU does that mean the “how did you take down captain America” “we shot him in ze legz bc his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot” vine also exist and has Steve seen it
not only has steve seen it its his favorite vine and his ringtone
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#Marvel #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I haven’t seen that Vine but still
head of the misuse of muggle artefacts office: oh shit i gotta do an interview now? i don’t even know what we do here! we misuse some muggle shit? sounds right. sure. hey, kid, what’s your name
arthur: arthur weasley, sir
head: you misused any muggle shit recently?
arthur: today i enchanted these toasters to make them sentient, and also angry
head: holy shit can you start right now
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#Harry Potter #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog
OK, this is seventeen different kinds of adorable.
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#so I was looking through my archives #and this is still hilarious #so I thought I’d bring it back #Star Trek #Voyager #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(not a duplicate because my first reblog predates the use of that tag)
Honestly it would probably also help me stop crying if there was a lady standing next to me shouting “Nike! Adidas! Tastykake! Gucci! Google! Pringles! Fuck, I’m blanking shit shit shit fuck shit just keep swearing shit shit COMCAST”
Brinens and Things 