#food #comic #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Harry Potter #(although I’d probably have laughed about as much regardless of who was in the situation)
Happy Caturday! Christmas tree season is fast approaching. We know that for some of you it’s already here. Your cats are looking forward to it too, though perhaps not for the same reasons. They’re less interested in festive ambiance and presents than pawing at shiny ornaments, pulling off the garlands and lights, and climbing that tree like it’s their own sparkly, evergreen fort.
Bored Panda assembled an awesome collection of creatively pet-proofed Christmas trees. These photos are just the tip of the very merry iceberg.
There are a lot of classic horror films where the defining experience of viewership is going “okay, this is definitely the director’s fetish… and shit, I think it’s mine now, too”.
(And yes, I’m aware this happens in other genres, but I wouldn’t say it’s the defining experience of most other genres. When I watch an action movie, I’m rarely seized by the creeping certainty that the director is sexually gratified by men in dark glasses walking away from explosions. I mean, I’m not ruling out the possibility, but in most cases the explosion love seems reasonably platonic!)
I am willing to believe that Michael Bay is sexually attracted to explosions.
Michael Bay wants giant robots to pee on him.
Tags:
#sexuality and lack thereof #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #nsfw text? #unsanitary cw #there is probably some other warning tag I should put on this but I am not sure what
#storytime #medical cw #conspiracy theories #vaccines #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what
SCP-099 is a multi-purpose magnetic hexagon, measuring 1.2cm in diameter, that can be inserted into any suitable material. It is able to be placed in any suitable material, which will cause it to dissolve whatever materials are placed within its field of view. This behavior is unique amongst all hexagons, as it manifests without warning, leading to confusion, and sometimes physical and spatial distortion.
In addition, SCP-099 will also “teleport” to the locations where SCP-099 is visible to all observers. This phenomenon will continue for 64 seconds until SCP-099 is removed, at which point the effect will end.
An entire catalogue of astonishingly almost-coherent AI-generated SCPs. Plus tales. Check it out.
SCP-960 is faded, mostly black and white, which translates to “Happy Employment Times!!!” Yet due to irregularities in record-keeping and the numerous deaths of people who have attempted to use it, it is unknown if this is as true as it could be.
GPT, master of understatement.
holy shit, that’s so good
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#oh my god #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #computer generated text #(<–to the best of my knowledge that is the warning tag for such things) #GPT #SCP #death tw
Brinens and Things 