anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

Brain noise

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dagny-hashtaggart:

cargopantsman:

dagny-hashtaggart:

dagny-hashtaggart:

“Average person actually contains five to six wolves. Inverse Wolves Georg, who lives in a cave and contains negative forty billion wolves…”

The free associating evidently continues:

“Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain negative forty billion wolves)”

“Each person within themselves has 30 to 50 feral hogs.”

Remember to nourish them well with only the highest quality cocaine

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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #wolves #Spiders Georg

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quinn-tessent1al:

dappermouth:

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

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The replies to this post are fucking hilarious

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#Britain #geography #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

 

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

 

oculousreparo:

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ourpoeticlives:

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

 

earlgreytea68:

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

 

earlgreytea68:

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

 

earlgreytea68:

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

 

jlrpuck:

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

 

earlgreytea68:

::bows with a flourish::

 

revfrog:

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

 

imnotokaywiththerunning:

@revfrog

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ririsasy:

Reblogging for the last gif

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#owl #bird #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #vomit cw? #this probably deserves some other warning tag but I am not sure what

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shacklesburst:

weaver-z:

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

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Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

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Collins seeing the moon from up close and reporting back that it looks the correct size is like he’s been sent up there by URIEL to check.

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#Apollo #Moon #juxtaposition #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

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reddpenn:

Ah, it’s too late to post this on Halloween.  But here is a little story about ghosts, and roommates, and roommates who are ghosts.

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#storytime #comic #art #Halloween #ghost #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #(the answer to ”what’s the magic word?”)

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ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

biallmeans:

ironmanstan:

tony stark didnt die until he was canonically established as spidermans father figure

The Parker curse

jake gyllenhaal: ive got you now, spider man! this is where you meet your end!

peter: youre like a father to me

jake gyllenhaal dying on the spot: what the fuck

spiderman been putting the ‘e’ in ‘dad’ for half a century

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#Marvel #death tw #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #puns