fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #adventures in human capitalism #venting cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#oh my god #juxtaposition #Runescape #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:
See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.
And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That’s just how my brain works.
MY PRONOUNS HAVE A VIRUS!?
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#gender #language #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#Runescape #horses #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #unreality cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #Ratatouille #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
furious that i am not a playable character in this game
Enormously relieved that I am not a playable character in this game.
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #this probably deserves some warning tag but I am not sure what #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.
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#dogs #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #adorable #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
I will never get tired of how funny it is when people respond to the posts they don’t like by turning it into blackout poetry. What sheer fucking splendour, grabbing something you loathe and then turning it into art as an expression of your utter disrespect and disregard of this person’s stupid-ass opinions. It’s not simply contempt, but an elaborate display of how little it matters to you.
What a way to show that you find this person so beneath your respect that you won’t argue their stupid opinions, you won’t even gracefully ignore them like you would politely and tactfully turn a blind eye to the embarrassing mishaps of some fool who doesn’t know better. No, you choose to turn it into a plaything, making it your arts and crafts material.
The hilarious indignity of having someone pick up something you thought were bold and fine statements, the pinnacle of truth, and saying “this block of stupid text is as worthless as a rock, but allow me to carve it into art, so that it could perhaps be turned into something that possesses worth and beauty.”
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #poetry #Tumblr: a User’s Guide #rickrolling #discourse cw? #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #drugs cw #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Asked for a doctor’s note to show to the airport staff if necessary for an upcoming flight where I need to bring my T with me and they were like “yeah sure no problem” and then sent me a note that makes it sound like I will literally die if I go one day without my testosterone LMAO
Me: man it would suck if I got my T confiscated by customs so I should get a note explaining that I have it for legitimate reasons just in case
The note in question: this man may or may not fucking die if you take his medication away from him. This medication may or may not be integral to his daily survival. Do you want his blood on your hands yes or no
Help that’s so funny
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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #medical cw #embarrassment squick #this post was queued because my to-reblog list is too long and I didn’t want to dump it on you all at once
Brinens and Things 