captain-ray-assbutt:

milenajesenskas:

goldshirts-tightpants:

deepspacebutts:

holosuitebuddies:

are we ever going to talk about how you have to get actual permission from both your captain and doctor in order to have sex with an alien

like who sits around Starfleet and makes these rules

For everyone wondering about this:

“All Starfleet personnel must obtain authorization from their CO as well as clearance from their medical officer before initiating an intimate relationship with an alien species.” (VOY: “The Disease”)

It’s true. 

this is hilarious

yo captain i wanna bang this alien

#okay now i’m just picturing #kirk banging down to the med bay #BOOOOOOOONES #goddamnit jim this had better not be what i think it’s about #heyyyy bones so i met this chick with tentacles right by her- #NO #-and she’s got like three tongues and i was thinking if- #FOR FUCK’S SAKE JIM NO #-and if you want she has a sister with five different types of- #WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU #-and she’s the president of this planet and she and her sister want to open up diplomatic relations with starfleet so i was wondering if … #… you wanted to be in the landing party #i #but if you don’t that’s okay too #jim- #what? what did you think i was going to say? (via swanjolras)

kirk is probably the reason that regulation exists in the first place

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#Star Trek #rumour has it a fair chunk of Starfleet regulations are Don’t Try to Pull the Same Shit as Kirk