“I can worship multiple gods, I’m polyamorous!” “…You mean polytheistic?” “I’m into that too!”
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tbh the only evidence i need that harry’s a gryffindor is the fact that he kept going back to the forbidden forest after voldemort tried to kill him, aragog tried to eat him, lupin turned into a wolf and attacked him, the dementors tried to kiss him, barty crouch was murdered and turned into a bone, umbridge was kidnapped by centaurs,, boy had to die in that forest before he stopped going back
we have no evidence he stopped
Harry James Potter, deep in the forbidden forrest, fully aware of the centaur archers watch on him, followed by a string of spiders, the ghosts of death eaters killed in the battle of hogwarts circling his head as they wail for his blood: lovely day for a picnic
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It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
Counterpoint: Hogwarts actively discourages students from taking Latin or Greek because if they knew either one every single magic twelve year old would be trying to mash up twenty words and make their own Ultimate Spell instead of using the Good Standardized Spells Known Not To Explode Magic Schools
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“Kangaroos aren’t that dangerous! Who do you know who’s been murdered by a kangaroo?”
“Who do you know who’s met a kangaroo and survived to tell the tale?”
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#I didn’t actually laugh aloud but it still amused me enough to reblog #kangaroo #death tw #(for the record I *have* met a kangaroo) #(but it was pretty young and perhaps had not yet grown into its full killing potential) #(plus kangaroos found at petting zoos have presumably been selected for disinclination towards murder) #((this post not to be taken as an endorsement of owning pet kangaroos))
So you know how energy storage is a big issue with a lot of renewable energy? Because the sun doesn’t shine at night, etc. Apparently a solution that is being seriously considered is stacking large concrete blocks up, and then unstacking them to release the stored gravitational energy.
It’s been tested, and it’s a big deal for renewable energy, but I just can’t get over how much it sounds like a videogame exploit. Some speedrunner is going to use it to glitch up to Heaven and kill God, I just know it.
“Hey hey, it’s ya boy CrzyGnostic69 here today, and I’m going to be spending the next ten years of my life stacking and unstacking these two-ton concrete blocks exactly 7942 times. That way, I can glitch directly to the Demiurge’s throne room without bothering with all that pesky metaphysics.
Skip to the end if you want to see the part where I kill him using a knife with a Roomba taped to it.”
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