‎”So Shell Oil is having an online Ad Contest. They’re losing.

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justice-turtle:

sentientcitizen:

take-liberties:

dinotrash:

thatfilmdudekalen:

Have a look before they take it down. This is amazing.

“at least we aren’t bp” omfg

(x)

Oh my goodness. So, I thought it was just some of the ads that were troll ads. But it appears to be ALL of them. This is wonderful. :D

ETA: HANG ON. The “winner” of the contest is one of the “you can’t run your SUV on cute” ones. I CALL TROLL. There’s no way this is a legit Shell webpage.

It’s a Greenpeace scam, of all things. See Making Light for details (this is one of those blogs where you DO want to read the comments.)


Tags:

#oh look an update #lying bastards

 

stopwhitewashing:

alexob:

AmoeBAND became a 2012 IDEA Award Finalist by innovating every possible aspect of the plaster (band aid).

The design revisions were:  

– Strategic cut-outs shape to fit fingers in such a way that it is easy to bend them and not disrupt the bandage.

– An intelligent dressing material allows you to regularly check wounds from the outside, without upsetting the healing process.“According to research, the when an infection of a wound is detected, the pH value is between 6.5 and 8.5. AmoeBAND’s indicator cross turns purple, alerting the user needs to change it immediately.”

– Since the bandage material used exudes a leather-like feel, availability in different skin-tones helps it blend in, without overly highlighting the injury.

– The packaging has been redesigned to a matchbox style and includes Braille instructions.

Hat tip to designers Tay Pek-Khai, Hsu Hao-Ming, Tsai Cheng-Yu, Chen Kuei-Yuan, Chen Yi-Ting, Lai Jen-Hao, Ho Chia-Ying, Chen Ying-shan, Weng Yu-Ching and Chung Kuo-Ting

Santoine:

Reblogging because it shows that ‘fair skin’ isn’t the default.

Bandages will now blend in and not stick out.

This is brilliant.

UNIVERSAL BANDAIDS!


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#awesome #want #the skin-tone thing doesn’t really matter to me #they could be octarine for all I care #but the SHAPE!

‎”So Shell Oil is having an online Ad Contest. They’re losing.

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panasonicyouth:

sexymindsreadbooks:

dinotrash:

pinkspotlight:

thatfilmdudekalen:

Have a look before they take it down. This is amazing.

I AM SCREAMIMG

“at least we aren’t bp” omfg

I am honestly dying of laughter right now holy crap

all beautiful people

“It’s time somebody took revenge for the Titanic.”

“Because tomorrow is yesterday, accelerated.”

“You can’t run your SUV on ‘cute’.”

“Narwhals are the unicorns of the ocean. We provide the rainbows via oil slicks.”

“We still haven’t noticed we are being trolled.”

“We still haven’t noticed we are being trolled.”

(Can you even tell that the second one is from the official description?)


Tags:

#trolling #awesome #in a kind of sad way


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Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed. Let’s see if you can.

dokibay:

dokigay

 

sassy-pansexual-toro:

sassy=pansexul-roeo

 

askheroicsonic:

Askheroicsonic

Bam bitches.

I know my keyboard like i know my hand.

 

attackofthegiantlandorkus:

attackofthegiantlandorkus

Haa

 

newlemonade:

newlemonade

Easy enough, I’ve been trained in keyboards.

 

a-hungry-pterodactyl:

a-hunfrhyplrerofadtjk,

…

whoops

 

equiassntitties:

equiassntitties

haha

 

cosmicautogenesis:

xosmic autogenesis

omfg almost

 

billthesetite:

billthesetite

wow that’s easy it’s almost like if you know how to type homerow you don’t even have to look at your keyboard

WHAT A REVELATION

 

adriofthedead:

adriofthedead

seriously did these folks not take a typing class or what

 

would-you-like-a-jelly-baby:

would-you-like-a-jelly-baby

Did it with hyphens intact. Really people?

 

ravenskyewalker:

ravenskuewaller. ravenskuewalkee. I could do it with a physical keyboard, but am using a mobile device with a digital keypad, so can’t feel the positions of the keys. (At work, I apparently awe people by often inputting book titles or ISBNs without watching the keyboard, because apparently, no one else ever learned to type.)

 

justice-turtle:

justice+turtle

(Okay, apparently I’m not so good at underscores. Other than that… yeah. *g*)

Touch-typists unite! XD

brin-bellway

I don’t know why some of the people above are wondering about people not taking typing classes. I never took typing classes. Why would I need to? Touch-typing is just a thing that happens sometime during the 10+ years of ‘puting. I put no actual effort towards learning it.


Tags:

#meme #touchtyping

dudeufugly:

batmansymbol:

I LIVE LIFE ON TUMBLR:

A cover of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire, but with 204% more internetz.

Tried to get most fandoms in there but argh there are so many *flails* *dies*

LYRICS:

Fangirl squeals, Doctor Who, reblog is all I do,
watching Sherlock, Reichenfeels, we need Season Three.

Gorgeous graphics, keyboard smashing, signal boosts and Mako-bashing,
Bryke is trolling, Moffat’s trolling, perfect OTP,

Social justice, F-bombs, food porn, om nom nom,
Mean Girls, “The Life and Times,” and lawnmowers that can fly,

Please stop tagging your hate, this fic never updates,
all my feels, oh my Godtiss, holy shit I’m gonna cry!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hiddlestoners, Cumberbabes, who cares if they’re twice our age?
Shipping schism, activism, Stewart and Colbert.

Real talk, spam? block, Steve and Tony, Johnlock
and on art blogs, random pics of hair.

Yes this, now kiss, all my feelings in a gif,
Princess Kuzco, SOPA ban, lost ability to can,

Fanart, safe for work? Blatant porn, don’t look
Fluffy fics, fanmix, what the hell is Facebook?

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Rage toons, screAMING YELL, Merthur and Destiel,
Ruined life, (you tool,) learned more from my dash than school.

Goodbye MegaUpload, reblog this potato!
Cat pics are heaven-sent, “fuck you” is a compliment.

Superwholock, John Green, badass Katniss Everdeen,
Douche anons, torrent host, this has been a text post,

Bridesmaids, irony, overuse of “literally”
GPOY, lol nope, how’d this get ten thousand notes?!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Ovaries long-gone, screw M. Night Shyamalan,
Askbox limits suck, I’ll tell you ‘bout Homestuck.

Game of Thrones, out of spite, killed off everyone you liked –
Amurrica is so free, Post-Potter Misery

Sepia? Hipster found! Existential quotes abound,
Missing E., can’t unsee, ehehehe LOKI’D!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

All my creys, typeface and vids I do not understand
Wow rUDE, spONGEBOB sTOP, too bad I can’t Photoshop

Canon/fanon, what the hey, think I’ll ship it anyway,
Be right back I’m tearbending, why is Finchel still a thing? ((sorry, authorial bias showing, heh))

Special snowflakes, Yu-Gi-Oh, da da dadadada da da AFRO,
Germany, Italy, ship them like Dramione.

No regret, that I met, strangers on the internet
thanks to Rule 34, I can’t even anymore!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hey, I just met you… and this is crazy. But here’s my number, so call me maybe? 

 

forbidden-transmutations:

Marry me, please?

 

calmingrespirator:

I’ll tell you ‘bout homestuck XD

 

shadows-of-the-darkness:

omfg this is perfect.

this wins the internet

everyone else go home

 

calmingrespirator:

How can I go home, when I’m ALREADY HERE?

and yeah, WHY IS THERE NO DOWNLOAD LINK!?!

 

korrawr:

Oh my god.  Press the fucking play button.  Best post ever.

 

residentasian:

All rise for the national anthem of Tumblr. 

 

megidovania:

fucking perfect

 

purelyreactivepinball:

yes yes yes please play while I blog the night away

 

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#music #awesome