copracat:

goldengray:

zincfingers:

teal-deer:

aeromachia:

freshphotons:

Poster by Klaas Wynne.

aah oh wow this is great

my best friend in middle school wasn’t allowed to wash her hair with anything other than this weird lemon juice concoction because her terrifying mother objected to “chemicals”, I spent a lot of time being like BUT WE’RE MADE OF CHEMICALS at her, to no avail

This is so great. Chemicals are not inherently bad, people.

basically obligated to reblog this

I bought dish detergent once that advertised itself as containing “no chemicals!” I couldn’t not buy dish detergent made of ~*MAGIC*~.

There’s a brand of detergents that promises ‘no nasty chemicals’. AUGH.


Tags:

#the power of science

thelittletreetopper:

What American accent do you have?

What American accent do you have?

My Result: The Inland North(89%)

You may think you speak “Standard English straight out of the dictionary” but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like “Are you from Wisconsin?” or “Are you from Chicago?” Chances are you call carbonated drinks “pop.”

 

carryonmywaywardlullaby:

What American accent do you have?

Your Result: The Midland
 
83%

“You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.” You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

 
68%

The South

 
63%

The West

 
51%

North Central

 
48%

The Inland North

 
30%

Philadelphia

 
28%

Boston

 
23%

The Northeast

 
Apparently, this is the accent you get when you spend a little less than half your life in NY and a little less than half your life in Minnesota and the rest in the south. 

 

ziggystardyke:

Bizarrely, if you’re English and you speak with a perfect southern, Queen’s English accent, this quiz says that you sound like you’re from the Northeast:

Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

Right. Sure. 

 

champagneflavoredstars:

What American accent do you have?

Your Result: The Midland
 
85%

“You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.” You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

 

karlimeaghan:

What American accent do you have?

Your Result: North Central
 
86%

“North Central” is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw “Fargo” you probably didn’t think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.

(makes sense, since I am Canadian, lol)

 

ravenskyewalker:

Strange, I got Inland North, despite being a lifelong West inhabitant (mid-northern California, Bay Area). I’ve never been asked if I’m from Wisconsin or Chicago, but have been asked if I’m English (I picked up a trace of it from Mom, who picked it up from her grandfather) or Irish (simply due to looks on that one; I don’t sound it at all).

 

justice-turtle:

I got Inland North too, but my accent’s actually Standard American – what this quiz calls “Midland”. Mainly it means that people don’t ask me if I’m from a particular area but they do ask me where I’m from a lot, because I never sound like I’m “from around here”.

This is what happens when you have one parent who spent their childhood in the Deep South and the Southwest, one from the Pacific Northwest who spent their young adulthood in Boston, and they met and got married in California and then moved to Indiana to have kids. I think the only major region NOT represented is Tornado Alley.

88% Boston. “You definitely have a Boston accent, even if you think you don’t.”

While my dad is from Massachusetts, all that means is that I’ve had enough exposure to Bostonians from family-reunion-type things to know they sound foreign.

(Next one’s 75% Midland, though.)

(I thought hah-rrible vs. hoh-rrible was an American vs. Canadian thing. When people ask me if I’m an immigrant, I respond “it was a long prah-cess getting here”, which indicates both “yes” and “from America” without explicitly saying either. (Though I admit not everyone picks up on the second part.))


Tags:

#meme #accents #our home and cherished land #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #home of the brave

religiositytothefuzzywuzzies:

razzledazzy:

zarggg:

We only have one month until the petition closes, and there are only about 1700 signatures on it!

Go sign!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS WOULD BENEFIT THE AMERICANS ON TUMBLR. THEY COULD ACTUALLY SEE THEIR FRIENDS THAT LIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY. THIS PLACE IS TOO GODDAMN BIG TO NOT HAVE A SYSTEM LIKE THIS.

AMERICA’S TRAINS ARE DECADES BEHIND OTHER COUNTRIES’ RAILWAY TECHNOLOGY. IT’S AN EMBARRASSMENT AND WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX IT WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

83,000 signatures needed by March 7!


Tags:

#signal boost #sounds lovely #I especially like the northern bits of the pink line #followed by the eastern bits of the dark blue line

animalstalkinginallcaps:

AFTER YOU BECOME A LEVEL EIGHT RAW VEGAN YOU CAN ASK THE ELDERS FOR ACCESS TO THE ORIGINAL WHOLE FOODS. ONCE INSIDE YOU CAN ALIGN THE RUNESTONES AND SCALLIONS TO SUMMON THE TRANSFORMING SPIRITS OF ANCIENT LOCAVORES.

IT’S ALL PRETTY ADVANCED STUFF. YOU ARE QUITE NEW TO OUR WAYS. FOR NOW YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST CONCENTRATE ON BUYING FAIR-TRADE AND REDUCING YOUR GLUTEN INTAKE.


Tags:

#the first thing I saw was the face and thought #Ooh barn owl! #then I saw the rest and just #OMG #OMG OMG WTF #fruit #art #impressive as fuck

callallhiswildworksyourown:

rufustfirefly:

Do you have any secret skills? (x)

…. how is this man still single

i feel like i should carry a ring with me just in case I run into Nathan Fillion one day so i can be ready to propose on the spot


Tags:

#Nathan Fillion #mostly I’m just really happy I knew who he was before I saw the text underneath #and it only took two seasons of Castle #(1.5 seasons was not enough) #(I was still confusing him for one-shot white dudes at that point) #prosopagnosia

apiphile:

greenycrimson:

tonguelikemurder:

i think my favourite thing about people who don’t like snickerdoodle cabbagepatch is that we can all almost instantly recognise if someone’s talking about him even with names like boilerdang crimpysnitch

This is my favourite game, especially with normal people who don’t know they’re playing yet.
“Have you heard about that new film Lobsterwang Tumblerhats is doing?”

hey, even people who do like clinkerpatch buggerdicks know who you mean


Tags:

#Benedict Cumberbatch #I cannot believe I actually understand this #(I thought calling him barely-recognisable manglings was mostly an affectionate thing?)

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justice-turtle:

brin-bellway:

justice-turtle:

girljanitor:

ameliated:

bad-dominicana:

skepticamongthefaithful:

kemetically-afrolatino:

source 1; source 2; source 3; source 4; source 5

WELP.

Stop what you are doing.

Read those.

Right now.

I’ll wait.

If you don’t want to read, I’ll explain the key bullet points, but please read them afterwords:

This is not “we didn’t protect him enough.”

This is not “the government screwed up some random detail or accidentally let his killer loose.”

The 111th Military Intelligence had a team taking pictures of his balcony during the assassination.

They brought in a Special Forces 8-Man Sniper Team from the 20th.

Memphis Police withdrew their regular protection detail from him.

A jury of 12 people, six black and six white, found the United States Government guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.

YOUR GOVERNMENT. MY GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE, SHOT AND KILLED DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING. And the media never reported the case.

MLK was ASSASSINATED. By a government YOU PAY FOR.

I hate those posts where someone tries to pressure you into reblogging. I almost never ask you to reblog.

This shit is important.

Reblog this. I don’t care what kind of blog you have. I don’t care what you normally talk about.

Reblog this.

holy shit

Not fucking surprised. I knew that the FBI was conducting a dedicated smear campaign against him and that anyone lobbying for Black civil rights was officially considered a communist sympathizer, therefore a threat to national security. MLK had just led / been part of the biggest civil rights march in history (where he gave his “I Have a Dream” speech); it makes a lot of sense that the government of the day would decide he was a threat to be “neutralized in any way possible”, as the line goes.

And it makes a lot of sense that the mainstream media wouldn’t report it when the government was found guilty. Does the mainstream media report anything prejudicial to the government as a whole? They do not. They report plenty of stuff prejudicial to individual politicians, and they print a fair number of op-ed pieces saying whatever their target audience thinks about current wars etc, but something huge like this? Something that would  upset the “official” view of The Great And Awesome Progress Of Civil Rights As A Government-Supported Thing From The Emancipation Proclamation To The Present Via Martin Luther King To The First Black President? NOT ON YOUR TINTYPE.

Personally, my bullshit alarm started ringing at “enemies of freedom”. Also, Source 1 is Wikipedia, whose own sources don’t make the trial look very legit from what I can tell, and Source 3 and Source 5 are both from conspiracy-theorist sites.

Hm. I have no bullshit meter – like literally, none, it did not come factory default and the people I grew up with made very sure to install none beyond “believe all we tell you and nothing else”, and I haven’t figured out how to make my own yet because apparently everything catering to college-age and beyond assumes you know a reliable source when you see one :P – so I’m very much feeling my way on ANY “fact” I didn’t already know and a good many of the ones I thought I did. (*sarcasm* Did you know the Declaration of Independence is secretly Thomas Jefferson’s anarchist manifesto? *end sarcasm* That was literally straight out of my high school history textbook, no lie.)

The FBI/Communist stuff, I’m pretty sure of, as it was attested by both a liberal college history professor I know and the aforementioned history textbook (which usually got its facts about halfway right – as I know since I spent my four accidental gap years checking some of them – its take on people’s morality COMPLETELY wrong e.g. Lincoln was thoroughly disdained while the Pizarro brothers got modified rapture :P, and its politics so skewed you could origami them into a Klein bottle) to make completely different points? That’s, like, the only metric of “probably telling the truth” that I have yet. o_O So the rest sounded reasonable. And as aforementioned, I wouldn’t know an unreliable source if it gave me a black eye. :P

If you don’t mind my asking (if you do mind, fair enough), how did you figure out that no bullshit alarm at all was better than what they installed?

(See, my bullshit alarm works by comparing incoming information to a database of known bullshit*. The problem with using this method is that you need people** to help you compile the initial database; essentially, you need to trust some people as a prerequisite to learning who to trust. Which means there’s always a little worry in the back of my mind that I picked the wrong people to start with and how would I even know.)

*Some from my parents, most from my early-mid teens when I discovered the skeptical blogosphere, tempered with respect for people who are just going about their business with weird identities and aren’t doing anyone any harm.

**…oh god, I just realised that I didn’t notice when the Bronze Blog switched host sites in March. I just thought he hadn’t posted in ages. I don’t think I’ll even bother trying to catch up; I’ll just continue from here.