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pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

 

mellowminty:

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

 

wasereborworthit:

canada a bit to the left

 

zillystring:

image

 

moniker-padacklyte:

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

 

winchesterwolves:

image

 

madamedepompador:

image

 

iwantfitbody:

i cried my ass of laughing

 

bunnyinafez:

image

 

pizzaforpresident:

this post is out of control

 

kingofdoma:

i approve of this

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#our home and cherished land #(and also everyone else’s)

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alchemicalalice:

thesylverlining:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

thermodynamicglowstick:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

Travel the world for some cheddar, please

every gouda’s looking for something

some of them want to a-bleus you

some edam want to get bruz from you

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#puns #I’ve clicked the most recent reblog a couple times now #and it’s a different version each time #but this is both the one I saw first and the longest one I’ve seen

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mousefeets:

god, EVERY YEAR one of the local churches puts up a big sign that says “HE IS RISEN”, and EVERY YEAR whenever I see it I just think “OH HE IS, IS HE??? WELL IF HE IS RISEN THEN HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED AT MY SEDER, LEAVENED MESSIAHS ARE NOT KOSHER FOR PASSOVER!!!”

I also post about this on my blog every year but

that’s okay

because

IT’S OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS

EVERY

YEAR

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#Passover #I hadn’t thought of that #but now I probably will every time I pass one of those signs

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justice-turtle:

feministdisney:

fattyforever:

aqunathloks:

This is about my some day daughter already stained with insecurity, asking me “Mom, will I be pretty”. And I’ll wipe that question from her mouth like cheap lipstick and say:

Fuck. Yes. Fuck yes.

Oh god fuck yes.

I think I’ve seen this before?? still good.  

…six letters. “Pretty” has six letters.

(I’m sorry, I’m sorry! It’s a fabulous quote! *hands*)

That was my first thought, but then I thought “Five different letters” and now I feel better.

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#reply via reblog