shayvaalski:

twigwise:

carlos being on T

carlos being on T and Night Vale General not having a very large stock of it and so he gets worried until Cecil makes a Completely Not Menacing Editorial Call For Action and they get more donated from three different anonymous sources

carlos being on T and Cecil going with him while he gets an injection and holding his hand and being Incredibly Worried even though carlos says it’s fine, really, he’s been doing this for years, Cecil

carlos running into old woman josie who squints at him and frowns and says it wasn’t like this back in her day, nope, what a disappointment, kids used to have to use good old fashioned black magic to transition in her day and he doesn’t know how good he has it

carlos being incredibly glad he’s on T and not on black magic

One of the trans!Carlos ideas I’ve been playing around with (but haven’t decided on yet) is that because the Night Vale Post Office is shut down, he has no way to get T from that place in Oregon everyone gets it from—

—but somehow his voice keeps getting gradually deeper and his beard a little thicker and his muscles build easily and he is really

not

sure

how

But Night Vale takes care of its own. 


Tags:

#Welcome to Night Vale #headcanon accepted #(I don’t know if *any* of my followers actually care about this) #(Teddy obviously already knows) #(which means that Bard already knows) #(Ansh doesn’t actually follow me I just follow zir) #(and nobody else on my dash has said anything about Night Vale) #(but what the hell this is my blog) #(and it doesn’t *always* have to be things I want to share)

justice-turtle:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

baskerfeels:

a-bitch-named-karma:

Matt Smith’s home-made Doctor Who episode

oMFG THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER

please, please, please, WATCH THIS VIDEO

you’re welcome

p.s. I have watched 3 times in a row now and i don’t think i’ll ever stop

professionals

And yet, there are people who don’t like Matt Smith.

Those people are clearly wrong.

SMIFF THO

I can’t Moffat, I haven’t watched Doctor Who since Pandorica (and I only got past Flesh and Stone from a sense of obligation and the promise of Rory eps), but MATT SMIFF’S FACE THO. In like three seconds the first time I saw his face in this vid, I remembered everything about why I was a member of the Give Matt Smith A Chance club before it was cool and why I was SO UTTERLY FUCKING RIGHT. Guy-who-plays-Craig is rolling on the floor giggling, and then Smiff is —-

—- BAM. Doctor.


Tags:

#Doctor Who #this is great #I had to pause a couple times so my laughter wouldn’t drown them out

staff:

All, we’ve heard from a bunch of you who are concerned about Tumblr censoring NSFW/adult content. While there seems to be a lot of misinformation flying around, most of the confusion seems to stem from our complicated flagging/filtering features. Let me clear up (and fix) a few things:

1. Last year, we added “Safe Mode” which lets you filter out NSFW content from tag and search pages. This is enabled by default for new users and can be toggled in your Dashboard Settings. As some of you have pointed out, disabling Safe Mode still wasn’t allowing search results from all blogs to appear. This has been fixed.

2. Some search terms are blocked (returning no results) in some of our mobile apps. Unfortunately, different app environments have different requirements that we do our best to adhere to. The reason you see innocent tags like #gay being blocked on certain platforms is that they are still frequently returning adult content which our entire app was close to being banned for. The solution is more intelligent filtering which our team is working diligently on. We’ll get there soon. In the meantime, you can browse #lgbtq — which is moderated by our community editors — in all of Tumblr’s mobile apps. You can also see unfiltered search results on tumblr.com using your mobile web browser.

3. Earlier this year, in an effort to discourage some not-so-nice people from using Tumblr as free hosting for spammy commercial porn sites, we started delisting this tiny subset of blogs from search engines like Google. This was never intended to be an opt-in flag, but for some reason could be enabled after checking off NSFW → Adult in your blog settings. This was confusing and unnecessary, so we’ve dropped the extra option. If your blog contains anything too sexy for the average workplace, simply check “Flag this blog as NSFW” so people in Safe Mode can avoid it. Your blog will still be promoted in third-party search engines.

Aside from these fixes, there haven’t been any recent changes to Tumblr’s treatment of NSFW content, and our view on the topic hasn’t changed. Empowering your creative expression is the most important thing in the world to us. Making sure people aren’t surprised by content they find offensive is also incredibly important and we are always working to put more control in your hands.

Sorry for all of the confusion. If you have any more concerns or suggestions on how we can make these features clearer or more useful, please email us!


Tags:

#signal boost #The Great Tumblr Apocalypse #no not *that* Great Tumblr Apocalypse #*this* Great Tumblr Apocalypse #(I know there’s so many it’s hard to keep track)

a love song for schrödinger [welcome to night vale – carlos/cecil, pg]

pathopharmacology:

I like the idea that Carlos is just as weird as Cecil in his own way, only it’s less noticeable because of Night Vale’s utter…Night Vale-ness. Contains mild spoilers for Episode 27: First Date.

Also at AO3, for those who prefer things there.

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Carlos normally gets his produce from the Night Vale Green Market Co-Op, but they still haven’t hosed down the blood from last Sunday’s incident and he figures he’ll stick with the Ralph’s until the numbers on his Geiger counter are a little more normal. His basket is nearly full and he’s trying not to be too obvious about inspecting the cantaloupe for teeth and hair when the back of his neck prickles. Carefully, Carlos turns to see what’s behind him.

It’s…well. Huh.

The being shifting from foot to foot in front of the organic produce is tall, painfully and mind-bogglingly tall, with gleaming blue-black skin and three sets of wings and a head that blurs from human to bovine to avian to human again. Incongruously, it’s also wearing a faded Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt and battered Chuck Taylors, but in spite of its clothing Carlos knows, deep in his gut and deeper in his heart, that the creature’s an angel.

Once, such a realization would’ve sent him scrambling in a blind panic to his car, where he’d huddle on the floor of the backseat and babble notes into his phone and wait until the parking lot was empty before he’d dare emerge again. Now, he just idly wonders if the wings are cosmetic or if the angel actually uses them to fly. They seem far too tiny for all that there are six of them, and the angel is really quite tall.

Carlos gently sets the cantaloupe he’d been holding into his red plastic basket and says, “Hi.”

“Sorry to bother you,” the angel says. Its voice is deep and musical, and makes the hair on Carlos’ arms stand on end. “Are you Cecil’s scientist?”

Carlos smiles at the phrasing. “I suppose I am, yeah. Can I help you with something?”

All seven feet and however many inches of the angel curve down into Carlos’ space like a flower bending towards the sun. Its eyes are wide and strange; their color is the hot, pale blue of the desert sky at midday. “Please,” the angel says. Beautiful and terrifying, painfully polite. “Can you tell me if I’m real?”

“I…” Carlos blinks, puzzled. “Sorry, what?”

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Tags:

#Welcome to Night Vale #fanfic #perfection #well look what a lovely thing we have here

How to Tag Stuff (A Basic Guide)

ophiuchusdenied:

houseofthornes:

Tags are extremely useful, but if you’re new to tumblr, you might not know what to do with them (hence this nifty little guide). Tags have three basic uses: Organization, Information, and Commentary.

Tags are used for organization by consistently tagging things into categories you’ll remember so you can search for them later from your blog. This is the most basic use for a tag. This is also how tracked tags work, on a much larger scale. Have something you want organized on your blog but also want it out of the major tracked tags? Get creative. Many bloggers have tags only they and their followers would recognize. using tags for organization is very useful if you ever want to find a specific post again. Ever.

Organization tags also include tagging people you’re talking about or to in a post. If they’ve tracked their tag (and they probably have) they’ll know when someone tags them in a post and will be able to find that post to comment or keep talking. Remember, username tags need to be exact or the user won’t see it in their tracked tag.

Using a tag for information is possibly the most important use for tags. Not only is it useful, it can help keep people safe while browsing tumblr. Information has two main categories: basic information and warnings.

Basic information includes what fandom the post is about and the characters in it (as well as the ships) or simply the subject of the post.This lets people know the subject matter and is a great way for people to find new series they might want to read/watch/play/listen to. Tagging fandoms, characters, and ships also lets your followers blacklist certain things if they like you, but not one of your fandoms.

Warning tags are specifically for other users to blacklist. Blacklisting is a feature of a program called Tumblr Savior (TS), which helps keep people with phobias or triggers safe while browsing. It’s also used to avoid spoilers or posts about things a user just really doesn’t like. The most common warning tags are for violence, death, or non-consensual sexual activity, though there are obviously many more. I, for example, have spiders tagged because spiders scare the crap out of me.

Warning tags are very important, please use them.


Commentary tags are the fun tags. They’re for making comments you don’t want in the body of the post for one reason or another and often include, grumbling, sarcasm, and reactions to fandom posts. Because of the restrictions on grammar, commentary tags are usually un-capitalized and lacking punctuation. Commentary tags break where a comma might normally be, for emphasis, or if that tag is getting too long.

I hope this guide has helped! Remember, it’s just a basic guide to get you started.

in addition:

i believe xkit also has a blacklisting feature?  i’ve never tried it because i still use tumblrsaviour.

it’s also worth noting that tracked tags do not include reblogged posts, only individual posts, so if you tag a reblog for a friend with their url and they have their url tracked, they still won’t see it—but it does make it easier to search their blog for posts they’ve made/reblogged for you later. ^^ 

Also, important note: tags with hyphens are for commentary only. Because of the way Tumblr uses hyphens to indicate spaces in tag URLs, tags with hyphens in them cannot be searched for.

(This means that if your URL contains a hyphen, you are screwed tracking-wise unless people know to tag your name using a space instead of a hyphen, which never happens. Tumblr should fix this, but we all know they won’t and it might well be too entrenched in the way things work now anyway.)


Tags:

#useful things #A User’s Guide to Tumblr #reply via reblog


{{next post in sequence}}

So this is what shipping feels like. I’d wondered.


Tags:

#Welcome to Night Vale #Cecil/Carlos #I listened to episode 16 this afternoon #and spent large chunks of it grinning and thinking #oh Cecil #oh Carlos #Cecil is so adorable #(I’m well familar with the *idea* of shipping) #(and for years I’ve been entertained by watching others have ship feels) #(and by the fics their shipping inspires them to write) #(but I’d never experienced it myself) #(I think I’m experiencing it now) #oh look an original post #(the following category tag was added retroactively:) #reactionblogging

eponymous-rose:

It’s good to know the NSSL is on the case!


Tags:

#why is everyone talking about Sharknado? #I mean I saw the commercial #and I plan to watch at least some of it #it looks fun #but it *doesn’t* look like something that gets a lot of people talking #anyway I like this post regardless of why it exists