So dramatic!
This has made me laugh really loudly, twice.
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#joke
are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?
idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast
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#geology #puns
Then and Now (iv): Seating Arrangements
SEASON 1
janeway: greetings gentlemen how is breakfast
harry: breakfast is fine ma’am
tom: yes thank you for asking ma’am
janeway: well have a fine meal and i’ll see you on the bridge
tom: yes captain
harry: good bye captain
harry:
harry: we should have asked her to sit with us, she looked lonely
tom: she’s the captain, if she wanted to sit with us she would’ve asked
harry: that’s a silly rule
SEASON 7
janeway: this is the mess hall right
tom: idk i only got here because b’elanna gave me a site to site
tom: that was some party last night
harry: anyway have a seat we saved you the window chair
janeway: why is the chair moving
harry: i think you’re a little hungover
janeway: nonsense i’m irish
tom: whose party even was that
janeway: idk can you make the chair stop moving please
harry: i still can’t believe you did six jagerbombs
tom: was it really six
harry: yeah but captain’s bathtub gin was what did everyone in
janeway: do you know how hard it is to make homebrew moonshine in a sonic shower
tom: you always go to 11 for us and we appreciate that
janeway: so what kind of godforsaken slop are they serving this morning
harry: here i already replicated you some pancakes
janeway: praise god, i’m this close to promoting you right now
harry: really??
janeway: haha no jk
tom: oh man should i call the doctor for that burn
harry:
harry: can you maybe sit somewhere else today
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#Star Trek #Voyager #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #ooh a Voyager Then and Now I haven’t seen before! #these are always hilarious
I don’t know who remembers it but straight up back in 2008 there were internet wars between Naruto and One Piece over which one was better, and it was most notably called the ‘Pirates or Ninjas’ debate. But this swimsuit. Is a Naruto one piece swim.
It is Naruto One Piece.
After 6 years we finally have the fucking epitome of that internet war in the weirdest fucking pun that has ever graced my eyeballs.
I can now die peacefully.WAIT SO THE WHOLE NINJAS V PIRATES THING WAS ABOUT FUCKING ANIME. MOTHERFUCK. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE SEEN THAT DEBATE ABOUT WHICH WAS BETTER. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST NINJAS VERSUS FUCKING PIRATES. THIS SHIT WWAS ALL OVER FUCIGN NEPOETSAND I THOGUTH IRT WAS A N ACTUAL THING BUT ONLY NOW. ONLY NOW DO I FUIND IT WAS ABOUT FUCKING GODAMN ASSLEAK ANIME. WELL PISS IN MY GLASS AND CALL IT CHAMPAGNE
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#Naruto #One Piece #anime #I…would not have *phrased* that the way felinesamurai did #but I agree with the sentiment
Sometimes we wish it weren’t true, but Jake Sisko is really the most relatable character on Star Trek.
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#Star Trek #DS9 #Jake Sisko #well sort of #I am absolutely certain that eighteen-year-old me #would have taken one look at the oncoming Dominion Occupation and noped out of there at warp speed #(both literally and figuratively)
Why Vienna Teng became the most popular songwriter in fandom, inspiring an entire fanvid album.
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Singer-songwriter Vienna Teng may not seem like an obvious geek culture icon, but she’s found a new audience through an unlikely source: fanvidding.
Fanvids have been around for decades, usually taking the form of clips from TV shows and movies set to a carefully chosen song. The best ones take days or weeks to make and are highly skilled endeavours, using clever editing and song choices to make a point, whether it’s something as simple as “I love Star Trek and so should you” or “Jeff and Annie from Community are in love,” to more complex issues like pointing out the racist subtext in Firefly. There are whole conventions dedicated to vidding, but relatively few fanvids find an audience outside of online fandom. “Starships” is one that went viral, a brilliant and easily accessible celebration of sci-fi spaceships.
You can make a fanvid to any soundtrack, but Vienna Teng’s songs seem to pop up in every major fandom of the past 10 years. In a way her music has spread like a meme, passing from person to person.
When she released an album under a Creative Commons license last year, a group of fanvidders decided to take the whole thing and make it into a multifandom fanvid concept album: Aims. The resulting project includes political commentary, abstract concepts like a vid about “infrastructure,” and more traditionally emotional vids like this uplifting take on Pacific Rim…
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#fandom #neat #I’ve only seen Llin’s so far #but they were awesome #the vids and the songs and the combination thereof #I need to listen to more Vienna Teng
Reverend Alpert: The Blood Gestaltist
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This story won the free money poll! It was prompted by Megan, who asked for the premise of one young person’s opinions having control over a town, and it was sponsored by cloudiah and AnonSwede! You really, REALLY need to read the Greenwitch before you read this. Enjoy!Alpert tells Perfection who he used to be, why he has only one name, and why he avoids the church.
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#recs #you should go read this #but first you should go read all the previous Reverend Alpert stories #so you can understand it and also because they are awesome #and after you can go read all the non-Alpert stories lb-lee has written #there are many other awesome stories to choose from
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
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#joke #elephant in the room
Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”
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#music #puns #The Doors #in my experience Canadian radio stations don’t cut songs’ length #so when a radio you don’t have control over starts playing ‘Light My Fire’ you are stuck with it for what seems like forever #which tends to turn indifference to dislike #perhaps eventually to hate but I haven’t gotten that far yet
there was 11 slides but apparantly you can only put up 10 idk.
now you are probably properly educated on aussie cuisine. some of this shit is probs also not australian, but idgaf
I keep meaning to buy a package of Tim Tams at the local grocery store so I can know what all the fuss is about. Probably people will tell me that I can’t truly know until I’ve had Australian Tim Tams, that Canadian ones just aren’t the same, but they also said that about British vs American Cadbury and it wasn’t true. (Actually, our Tim Tams might even be imported from Australia. I’ll have to check that next time I’m at Zehrs.)
Speaking of Cadbury, I’ve had Crunchies, but I can never remember whether I like them. There are so many Cadbury products with weird names, and the vast majority of them are bad, so I generally just avoid all of them to be safe.
I saw fairy bread in a previous “look at the stuff you non-Aussies are missing out on” post, and I thought it sounded disgusting, but then I never liked sprinkles.
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#trying to decide whether to tag this #Australia #or #home girt by sea #I think I’m going to go with making my Australia tag just Australia #for one thing unlike Canada and America I have never lived there #and also let’s be real I had no idea what the Australian anthem was until just now #or if it even contained the word ‘home’ at all #(it seems generally likely that a national anthem will contain the word ‘home’) #(it’s the sort of thing they do) #(but you never know) #so yeah let’s go with Australia #tag rambles #food
