If Dr. Julian Bashir, Chief Medical officer aboard Deep Space Nine, savior of the alpha quadrant on multiple occasions can sleep with his comfort object and still respect himself, then so can I.
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#Star Trek #DS9 #that reminds me #I need to unpack my favourite Winnie the Pooh teddy before bed tonight
Avengers: “Oh no, a metal man is making a metal army to terrorize the world! He’s indestructible! Metal!”
Magneto: [deep sigh]
Magneto: *raises arm*
Magneto: *clenches fist*
CREDITS
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#Avengers #X-Men #crossovers
Your end goal is to summon some kind of eldritch thing, right? So why stop at just one? Why not go for the whole kit and Cthulhu?
Chaotic Neutral Bard to Warlock
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#puns
Hugh Jackman as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast on Broadway
NO ONE STEALS BREAD LIKE GASTON
PAINTS EGGS LIKE GASTON
OR SLICES UP BAD GUYS WITH CLAWS LIKE GASTON
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#Hugh Jackman #(I’m going to take their word for it that it’s him) #Beauty and the Beast #Wolverine
Vote! It makes democracy work. This was the first time I’ve ever voted in person, after serving out of country so long.
wait when you’re in space do you get an absentee ballot? This is really important, I need to know for science
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/expeditions/expedition18/vote.html
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#our home and cherished land #the more you know
I mean, dystopian stories about revolutions and redefining social order in the wake of worldwide catastrophes are cool, but you know what’s #1 on my list of wasted post-apocalyptic plot devices?
This is a thing that exists right now and was created as a safeguard against accidental loss of crop diversity. 700,000+ seed samples from all over the world are stored inside a giant concrete vault in a remote location in permafrost conditions so in case we fuck up everything like we’re probably going to we’ll be able to re-invent agriculture from scratch.
Also it looks like this
and it might as well have FREE PLOT DEVICE TO GOOD HOME written all over it, because can you imagine a bunch of exhausted, discouraged, hungry and injured kids travelling thousands of miles in search of this place they weren’t sure even existed, coming up a frozen slope and finally seeing it
walking through this tunnel in stunned, reverent silence because they’re afraid to let themselves believe this is real
coming inside the actual vault that’s lined floor-to-ceiling with the stuff that’s going to feed what’s left of humanity and jump-start new ecosystems.
If you know about this place and can’t imagine a fantastic post-apocalyptic story of hope and discovery and spiritually-tinted science about the equivalent of present-day millenials pulling the world out of darkness by learning to grow kidney beans
I don’t know what to tell you, man.
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#my thoughts exactly
I got him a shark costume for halloween.
He’s thrilled.
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#lizard #shark #Halloween #adorable
jrcbouillabaisse:
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
It gets better — I tracked down the source (because I wanted one for the Bartment) and that entire image — including the floor around the carpet — is a trompe l’eoil painting.
So in theory you could really fuck people up and hang it on your wall.
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#trompe l’oeil
