nonternary:

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
A stately pleasure-dome decreed.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?


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#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #things that *almost* make sense #’symmetry’ actually rhymes *better* here #poetry

uiliul:

 

cosmictuesdays:

I had a teakettle like that one once. I wish I knew where I could get another.

I’m not very familiar with tea terminology. Is the thing you had once the thing on the left or the thing on the right? My mother owns something identical to the thing on the left, and I think she got it from Walmart. I could ask once she wakes up.


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#reply via reblog #can’t help you with the thing on the right

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pansiesrosemaryviolence:

Luna Lovegood would be fascinated to learn that Crumplehorned Snorkack was a real person and a successful British actor to boot

# Do I need a ‘anything that makes Brin laugh this much deserves a reblog’ tag? # Probably not but I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve asked myself that (comparativelysuperlative)

So, what happens if you make me laugh by saying this?


Tags:

#reply via reblog #anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #I’m glad I instituted that policy #it helps make my blog the kind of place I want it to be #and it’s always good to have a URL handy where I know the contents are things that will cheer me up #(and similarly a URL I can give to people asking for links to cheer *them* up) #(I used to have trouble finding things for such requests) #(because my bookmarks didn’t distinguish things I liked because they were funny from things I liked for other reasons) #it’s good to see confirmation that other people like it too #(…I make my reasoning sound kind of sad when I put it like that) #(mostly I decided to do this because I wanted to share my laughter with my followers rather than just liking stuff)

beingacliche:

when watching buffy i like to imagine the monks creating dawn and like researching what boy bands and tv shows were hot, buying endless tiger beats and posting them all over the monastery for information, fighting over whether dawn should be a fan of the backstreet boys or nsync, and like coming up with cute stories from her childhood to paste in for authenticity and someone will come up with a really good one and theyll all go “aww!!” and continue to glue pictures of justin timberlake on a vision board for information or read through the sunnydale middle school yearbooks to pick out dawn’s best friends (“i like this girl!! she looks nice.” “jesus gustavo do u want the key to be a huge megageek? she should be friends with chelsea b., she’s the HEAD CHEERLEADER”)

i assume that the Official Buffy Writers did not intend for this to be my main takeaway from the key storyline, but tbh it is


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#Buffy the Vampire Slayer #and after all that they still didn’t make her the sort of person #who wouldn’t freak out when she found out her mind was artificially constructed #each tree is perfect but together they make the wrong kind of forest for its environment

outofcontextdnd:

Bard: I have a plan to get us out of this!

Fighter: Let me guess, we perform a dread sacrificial ritual to the Dark Lord?

Bard: Don’t be ridiculous, we perform a dark ritualistic sacrifice to the Dread Lord, TOTALLY DIFFERENT!


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog

comparativelysuperlative:

I was at a Presbyterian church today (PCA, not PCUSA), and NONE of the hymns were in common meter. Not one. Until the end. The last song was this one, so I had to restrain myself from shouting “CLOSE ENOUGH! Praise the tyrannosaur!”


Tags:

#anything that makes me laugh this much deserves a reblog #there is actually some context for this #but it’s probably still funny in a somewhat different way without it